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Eh, I'd Rather Have My Own

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 8, 2014 at 2:00PM

If by that you mean share a line of coke with my fuck buddy, then sure. We do that all the time.

[via UberHumor]

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This Toy Trumpet Player Should Be Famous

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 29, 2014 at 12:00PM

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand… 

I assume little baby Tiesto used to do the same thing.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Mad Hatters

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 28, 2014 at 4:00PM

Mad Hatters

The dating scene in Wonderland isn't great.

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[photo:Caitlin Mogridge/Contributor/Getty Images]

Thanks, Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 21, 2014 at 5:00PM

"We don't have your $42 million in cash, but those are as good as money, Sir. Those are I.O.U.'s. Go ahead and add it up, every cent's accounted for." -Cleveland

[via Daily of the Day]

Her Ass Is Rolling Back Prices

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 19, 2014 at 10:00AM

She wears the frowny face ones when she's on her period.

[via The Chive]