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Thanks, Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 21, 2014 at 5:00PM

"We don't have your $42 million in cash, but those are as good as money, Sir. Those are I.O.U.'s. Go ahead and add it up, every cent's accounted for." -Cleveland

[via Daily of the Day]

Her Ass Is Rolling Back Prices

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 19, 2014 at 10:00AM

She wears the frowny face ones when she's on her period.

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This Actor Should Be Famous

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 17, 2014 at 12:00PM

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand…

My drama teacher was ten times weirder than this, but only because he wore sweatpants with no underwear. True story.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

[via YouTube]

Easy There, Smokey

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 22, 2014 at 12:00PM

This is the first time I've felt weird about how he never has a shirt on.

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Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 3, 2014 at 2:00PM

"Guys? This wall has cancer."

[via The Chive]

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