• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    She smells like a winner.

  • #TBT

    Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.

Tosh.0 Blog

Come One, Come All

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 11, 2013 at 2:00PM

Aunt Lucy's: a great place to get dinner, and gonorrhea.

[via UberHumor]

From Around the Web

So It Was Hot 3 Months Ago?

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 25, 2013 at 11:00AM

Fun Fact: "General Tso" is actually an 80s hair band.

[via Izismile]

I Guess The Credit Card Machine Is Broken

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 24, 2013 at 3:00PM

Want Some Fries? Slap Our Thighs.

[via The Chive]




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Don't 'Mind' If I 'Do'

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 23, 2013 at 3:00PM

The first draft of this sign was "Please Ejaculate In Our Video Store."

[via Unnecessary Quotes]

Ugh, SO True

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 18, 2013 at 1:00PM

So come on down to the world's most full-service barbecue restaurant.

[via Izismile]

Sick Of Eating Actual Babies, You Monster?

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 15, 2013 at 1:00PM

Congratulations, it's a burrito and you're going to die at 40.

[via Break]