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So It Was Hot 3 Months Ago?

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 25, 2013 at 11:00AM

Fun Fact: "General Tso" is actually an 80s hair band.

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I Guess The Credit Card Machine Is Broken

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 24, 2013 at 3:00PM

Want Some Fries? Slap Our Thighs.

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bang us

bang us for our angus


fast food







Ugh, SO True

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 18, 2013 at 1:00PM

So come on down to the world's most full-service barbecue restaurant.

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Sick Of Eating Actual Babies, You Monster?

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 15, 2013 at 1:00PM

Congratulations, it's a burrito and you're going to die at 40.

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IF You Know What We Mean

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 15, 2013 at 11:00AM

Kind of like how I "wear" a condom with my girlfriend. (Never wear a condom and try to pull out most times. Sorry, Karen.)

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