• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

Say It with Facials!

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 8, 2012 at 1:00PM

Or say "I can't bear to look you in the eyes" by cumming on her back.  Your choice.

[via HP]

From Around the Web

Run!

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 30, 2012 at 1:00PM

"Hey, I am not a bitch!  I am a recreational 5K runner! …  Okay, maybe I am a bitch."

[via Tastefully Offensive]

Tags: 

bitches

race

run

run bitches

signs

Where's Daddy?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 16, 2012 at 11:00AM

Follow up question: Does he need more singles?

[via The Clearly Dope]

WHAT Kind of Sale??

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 6, 2012 at 1:00PM

"Oooooh!  That's a good price for fuckin'!  But let's keep shopping around.  Maybe we can get fuckin' somewhere else for even cheaper.  Maybe we'll check your mom's house."

[via theCHIVE]

Tags: 

curse words

fuckin

fuckin sale

sale

signs

store

The True Spirit of the Holidays

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 14, 2011 at 10:00AM

Jesus didn't even have electricity.  What the fuck does he care!?

[via Break]

What a Crappy Place for a Birthday Party

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 23, 2011 at 2:00PM

Who am I?  Ben Roethlisberger??

[via Failblog]

Tags: 

birthday

birthday party

fail

here

party

restroom

signs