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Run!

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 30, 2012 at 1:00PM

"Hey, I am not a bitch!  I am a recreational 5K runner! …  Okay, maybe I am a bitch."

[via Tastefully Offensive]

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From Around the Web

Where's Daddy?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 16, 2012 at 11:00AM

Follow up question: Does he need more singles?

[via The Clearly Dope]

WHAT Kind of Sale??

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 6, 2012 at 1:00PM

"Oooooh!  That's a good price for fuckin'!  But let's keep shopping around.  Maybe we can get fuckin' somewhere else for even cheaper.  Maybe we'll check your mom's house."

[via theCHIVE]

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store

The True Spirit of the Holidays

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 14, 2011 at 10:00AM

Jesus didn't even have electricity.  What the fuck does he care!?

[via Break]

What a Crappy Place for a Birthday Party

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 23, 2011 at 2:00PM

Who am I?  Ben Roethlisberger??

[via Failblog]

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Do You Have an Emergency Plan?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 11, 2011 at 1:00PM

Personally, I prefer calling Jose.  Sometimes he brings empanadas.

[via Izismile]