Who am I? Ben Roethlisberger??
Personally, I prefer calling Jose. Sometimes he brings empanadas.
From the makers of Frosted Freaks, Apple Jerks and Cinnamon Toast Cunt!
[via The Chive]
THIS THEATRE IS BURRITO BOWL ONLY.
[via I Am Bored]
The safe word is Obamacare.
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Of all people, my mom sent me this pic.
Mom. I told you. I'm not going to advertise your apple butter business on the blog, okay.