Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
We only felt comfortable doing this because we have an upstanding, respectful fan base.
Would probably be the greatest video to ever exist if he were shooting those signed Lean Cuisines out to the crowd with a t-shirt cannon.