"My biology homework? It's right here."
[via Distinguished Baloney]
"Look, I've mastered sign language! Now get the fuck outta my face."
[via Lad Bible]
So much less offensive. Nelson Mandela LOVED balloon animals.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
Now that I know the signs for "bitch" and "hoe" I can finally tell off that smug deaf lady at the bank.
[via Prickly Legs]