"My biology homework? It's right here."
[via Distinguished Baloney]
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
If any schools are looking for a sex ed teacher, we're pretty sure he's available.
"Look, I've mastered sign language! Now get the fuck outta my face."
[via Lad Bible]
So much less offensive. Nelson Mandela LOVED balloon animals.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
Now that I know the signs for "bitch" and "hoe" I can finally tell off that smug deaf lady at the bank.
[via Prickly Legs]