You know what else helps my throat? Not fake moaning.
I don't usually pay for it – but this is such a good deal.
Orlando, Florida is the only city with a higher Herpes population.
[via Bro My God]
No thanks, I'll be staying down the street at Moist Pussycat Hostel.
[via Uber Humor]
I wonder if you can request one without nails. Not my thing.