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Tastes just like veal!
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
All the lovin', none of the backtalk.
I'd rather watch this dick than Tom Cruise in another Mission Impossible movie.
Actually, it looks like the men there are pretty replaceable so go nuts.
[via Uber Humor]
Or you can just go straight and become a stripper.
"I see you've viewed the menu. Which would you prefer?"
[via Acid Cow]
At least he could channel all of that pain into his crafting.
[via TC Mag]
But guess who I'm meeting there on Friday night.
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