Let's be honest, none of us are going inside.
A lot of people fought for America to become what it is today. A place where you can do basically whatever the hell you want and then put it on the internet. Even if you're an idiot (and we're so thankful because without that we'd be jobless).
Here are a few things all those hardworking soldiers and politicians gave you the right to do. Show full post
If you're in America and don't work at Tosh.0, chances are you have Monday off for Memorial Day. And we're fucking jealous. But not too jealous that we don't want you to have a great time getting drunk outside. In fact, we've put this little list together to get you in the mood.
Enjoy that sweet, sweet PTO. And don't mess it up like these jerks. Show full post