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Your Momma Lives Here! Ohhh.

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 27, 2015 at 4:00PM

fuckahoe

Orlando, Florida is the only city with a higher Herpes population.

[via Bro My God]

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vulgar

When In Rome…

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 8, 2015 at 12:00PM

cock hostel

No thanks, I'll be staying down the street at Moist Pussycat Hostel.

[via Uber Humor]

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These Are Popping Up Everywhere

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 8, 2015 at 10:00AM

hand job

I wonder if you can request one without nails. Not my thing.

[via Radass]

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I KNEW You Guys Were Planning Something!

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 17, 2013 at 1:00PM

surprise funeral

Get the deluxe package. It includes mylar balloons and a smoke machine.

[via Acid Cow]

How Quaint

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 16, 2013 at 1:00PM

Fixin' Uglies Since 1973. (Coincidentally the year I got married!)

[via Eat Liver]