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Curb Your Girlfriend

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 20, 2014 at 5:00PM

Their walks wouldn't have to be so demeaning if she'd just stop shitting on the sidewalk.

[via Izismile]

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man

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Street Conception

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 30, 2014 at 5:00PM

His runoff trickled down into the sewer and created the Ninja Turtles.

[via Useless Junk]

Waiting For The Bus Gets Boring

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 25, 2014 at 8:00PM

I've never been envious of bum piss on a sidewalk but hey there's a first time for everything.

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Slept Like A Baby

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 13, 2014 at 8:00PM

One of the rare times it would be a better idea to get deep dish slice instead of hand tossed.

[via The Clearly Dope]

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Off To Work

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 6, 2014 at 10:00PM

Harold gets super excited for dick sock casual Fridays at the office.

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