• Caption Challenge

    We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.

  • #TBT

    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

Tosh.0 Blog

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 27, 2013 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

From Around the Web

The World's Shortest Escalator

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 18, 2011 at 1:00PM

Just because it's shorter doesn't mean it's any less pleasurable to ride.

[via Tastefully Offensive]

Shortest Game of Monopoly?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 17, 2010 at 2:00PM

This video of the shortest possible game of Monopoly has been gaining a lot of attention on the Internet recently.

Two guys actually sat down and planned the whole thing out beforehand and then staged what the theoretical event might look like.

I'd like to believe that this is the shortest possible game of Monopoly.  I really would.  But I envision a shorter game:

Someone asks me if I want to play a game of Monopoly.  I proclaim, "F' that shit" and crack the Monopoly board over their skull.

Estimated game time: 3 seconds.  Winner: Everyone.

[via BuzzFeed]