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Just Shorted It

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 19, 2016 at 1:00PM

It's like the old adage goes; goth girls can't jump.

[via Prickly Legs]

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From Around the Web

New Breed

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 17, 2016 at 3:00PM

BrokenDog

It's best to just hold a bag under their b-holes while they eat. Goes right through 'em.

[via Twitter]

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Cheeky Traveler

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 16, 2016 at 4:00PM

virgin

I doubt this is the first time she's ever ridden a virgin.

[via Radass]

Bend N' Barf

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 10, 2016 at 4:00PM

barf

This should be an ad for those shorts because even though half of her body is in a trash can and she's puking, I'd still hit it.

[via The Chive]

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Rockin' Those Daisy Dukes

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 6, 2016 at 11:00AM

RockHotPants

It's not a real mosh pit until your balls peek out of your shorts.

[via Live Internet]

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