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    Goth Grub
    Goth Grub

    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

  • #TBT

    If any schools are looking for a sex ed teacher, we're pretty sure he's available.

Tosh.0 Blog

Rockin' Those Daisy Dukes

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 6, 2016 at 11:00AM

RockHotPants

It's not a real mosh pit until your balls peek out of your shorts.

[via Live Internet]

Tags: 

balls

concert

cutoff

daisy dukes

denim

hot pants

jeans

mosh

music

nuts

pit

rock

sack

short

shorts

show

showing

From Around the Web

Mean Meat

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 21, 2016 at 12:00PM

bacon

When you won't return your butcher's incessant flirting.

[via Reddit]

Tags: 

bacon

beef

cunt

curse

deli

label

meat

short

sign

sign fail

Dream Big

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 11, 2016 at 6:00PM

HorseSizes

"As soon as I find a hay bale to stand on I'm gonna rock your fucking world."

[via Dump A Day]

Tags: 

big

climb

horse

hump

pony

Sex

short

size

small

try

Just A Bit Short

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 8, 2016 at 1:00PM

The two on the end owed him money.

[via Vine]

Tags: 

basketball

break

collapsed

crush

flip

front

halftime

heat

lung

mascot

miami

NBA

ribs

short

show

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 22, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: