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Subway Shortcoming

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 29, 2015 at 11:00AM

See what happens when you step over the yellow line? A collapsed lung and four broken ribs.

[via YouTube]

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From Around the Web

Ready For His Big Date

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 11, 2015 at 3:00PM

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Hopefully she lets you get a little somethin' before she grinds your bones to make her bread.

[via Kupid]

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Daaaaaamn, Ma

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 6, 2015 at 3:00PM

BabyStroll

If that's her post-baby body I don't think I could handle seeing the original.

[via Girls 4 Photos]

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Introducing The Incredible Flying Nope

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 2, 2015 at 3:00PM

Lacking medical coverage, Pete administered a theatrical, acrobatic self-vasectomy.

[via MLML]

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10 Brides Who Probably Shouldn't Wear White

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 20, 2015 at 3:00PM

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For most people, weddings are a day when you stand up in front of your friends and family and declare your love. For a select few it's also a day where you put on your most revealing outfit and delight in having all eyes on you. Who are we to deny the bridal wishes of these beautiful ladies?

Let's submit to their desires and look. Show full post