It's like the old adage goes; goth girls can't jump.
[via Prickly Legs]
It's best to just hold a bag under their b-holes while they eat. Goes right through 'em.
This should be an ad for those shorts because even though half of her body is in a trash can and she's puking, I'd still hit it.
[via The Chive]
It's not a real mosh pit until your balls peek out of your shorts.
[via Live Internet]