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    Goth Grub

    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

  • #TBT

    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

Tosh.0 Blog

Not Mad, Bro

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 6, 2016 at 8:00PM


Whenever Daisy Mae starts acting up he casually strolls by the meat department, and there’s a sudden attitude change.

[via Izismile]

From Around the Web

What A Drag

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 17, 2016 at 9:00PM


She’s obviously recreating her favorite scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark.

[via Rad Ass]

About Last Night…

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 20, 2015 at 12:00PM


Nothing sadder than seeing a Target cart make the walk of shame on a Sunday morning.

[via Acid Cow]

Get Up In There

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 20, 2015 at 12:00PM


Going to burn this image into my brain so I won’t ever forget to use the sanitary wipes when selecting a shopping cart.

[via Break]

Shoppers Got Talent

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | April 23, 2015 at 11:00PM

If they're impressed by moonwalking in the aisle wait until they see all the ass popping in produce.

[via Rad Ass]