Time to up your game, Whole Foods.
Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
Whenever Daisy Mae starts acting up he casually strolls by the meat department, and there’s a sudden attitude change.
Nothing sadder than seeing a Target cart make the walk of shame on a Sunday morning.
[via Acid Cow]
Going to burn this image into my brain so I won’t ever forget to use the sanitary wipes when selecting a shopping cart.