• Caption Challenge

    We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.

  • #TBT

    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

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Get Up In There

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 20, 2015 at 12:00PM


Going to burn this image into my brain so I won’t ever forget to use the sanitary wipes when selecting a shopping cart.

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Shoppers Got Talent

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | April 23, 2015 at 11:00PM

If they're impressed by moonwalking in the aisle wait until they see all the ass popping in produce.

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Not Just Any Shopping Cart

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 6, 2014 at 8:00PM

I magically find spare change for someone pushing a shopping cart when BBQ is involved.

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So Peaceful

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 28, 2014 at 9:00PM

Never too early to get in line for those Black Friday deals.

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Milk, Bread, Rebellion

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 11, 2014 at 10:00AM

By "the limit" he means that invisible point in grocery store parking lots where the cart's wheels stop working.

[via The Chive]