Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This dude is the best Black Friday shopper ever. Life in a tent outside Best Buy is a life well spent.
- Here are 20 Thanksgiving gifs to get you ready. Where's the gif of my Uncle passing out drunk on the porch?
- Map shows which states have the most fights at Black Friday sales. It also doubles as a map of states with the most tractor related deaths.
- Here are the biggest Thanksgiving myths debunked. Turns out turkey doesn't make you tired, your body just shuts itself down because it's sick of your shitty family.
- Piecaken needs to be part of your Thanksgiving meal. And yes, it's okay if this gave you a food boner.
- How to make amazing gravy. If you forget it's made with the "drippings" of an animal, it's pretty great.
- Let's celebrate Thanksgiving Eve with a traditional buffet of butts.