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    Goth Grub

    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

  • #TBT

    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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Matchy Mama

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 16, 2016 at 12:00PM

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If those pesky grandchildren want to interrupt her naps, they'll have to find her first.

[via UberHumor]

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They Go Down Easy

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 5, 2016 at 4:00PM

fruit

Put everything else in your cart back, it looks like you won't have time for dinner after all.

[via Radass]

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Jewel Smuggler

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 2, 2016 at 3:00PM

JewelryButt

How else is he supposed to figure out his ring size?

[via Thrillz]

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One Stop Shop

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 20, 2016 at 3:00PM

OneStopShop

For brews, bullets, or the dress she's dreamt of since she was a little girl, the women of Maine say, "Meet me at Hussey's!"

[via Funny Junk]

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This Bitch…

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 5, 2016 at 3:00PM

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It just occurred to her why Target is worth the extra 10-minute drive.

[via Ebaum's World]

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