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Hard Times Barbie

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 9, 2016 at 1:00PM

HomelessBarbie

When her waistline ballooned to 3" Ken kicked her out and she was basically unemployable.

[via No Way Girl]

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From Around the Web

You Know You Want To

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 28, 2016 at 12:00PM

jiggle

Craft stores are mostly old women so there's a lot more than boobs jiggling already.

[via UberHumor]

This F*cking Guy

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 20, 2015 at 8:00PM

thisguy

The good news is that aliens will see this photo and will never bother harvesting anything from this planet.

[via Imgur]

Costco Nap Time

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 14, 2015 at 9:00PM

costconap

It gets real cozy when mom starts piling on cases of mayonnaise, toilet paper and kettle corn.

[via Izismile]

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Beware Aisle 7

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 30, 2015 at 1:00PM

PeriodCleanUp

If your flow is so heavy a child might slip and fall in it, send your boyfriend to the store.

[via Bro My God]

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