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Put A Bun In My Oven

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 23, 2015 at 2:00PM

roll dick

This is gonna sound weird but I have a sudden craving for flaccid penis.

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Every Kid Needs A Goal

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 7, 2015 at 2:00PM

sidewalk show

Hey Red Jacket, how about a hand check?

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It's New Year's Eve!

Posted by: Rachel Callman | December 31, 2014 at 1:00PM

so much alcohol

The barf buckets and Pepto are further down the conveyor belt.

Stay safe tonight! See you kids next year.

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2014

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NYE

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Benjamin Button Baby

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 15, 2014 at 1:00PM

GroceryGrandma

I'm sure the process of getting her in there is extremely dignified.

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cart

grandma

grocery

humiliating

lady

old

seat

senior

shopping

store

supermarket

Why Thank You

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 7, 2014 at 2:00PM

datass

Yeah I gave those hand towels my number. I’m a sucker for compliments.

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cat call

dat ass

hand towel

shopping

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towel

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