Her instructions are much easier to follow than anything I've ever bought from IKEA.
[via Bro My God]
One of the beanbag chairs sprouted limbs and is attempting an escape.
She found her son's weed stash, so as punishment she's going to sit and watch him finish every one of these bags of Cheetos.
[via The Berry]
Anyone jumping a scooter over a trash pile deserves to lose a little face skin.