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You HAVE To Stay By The Cart

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 16, 2014 at 12:00PM

100 bucks says she's going to leave him by her car instead of walking him back to the other carts.

[via UberHumor]

Do It For The Savings

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 24, 2014 at 3:00PM

The hottest part of a blowjob is how much sense it makes financially.

[via Daily Garlic]

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More Than One Way To Ride

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 17, 2014 at 9:00PM

This video gets infinitely better if they put The Price is Right yodeling music behind it.

[via Fail Blog]

I Spy A Thong Tan Line (NSFW)

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 9, 2014 at 2:00PM

He's in the Marine Accessories aisle so the way I see it, he JUST got legs from Ursula.

[via People of Walmart]

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Relax, He's Getting One

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 2, 2014 at 10:00AM

Be thankful he's not in the underwear section.

[via Oddee]

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