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10 Must Have Black Friday Toys

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 21, 2014 at 3:00PM

The Blackest of Fridays is nearly upon us. Now it's time to kick your training into high gear so you can mercilessly thrash anyone who gets between you and an unbeatable price. As Darwinism clearly explains, only the strongest survive door-busting deals, and how else will you earn your child's love you unless you bring home this strangely whorey Superman pillow?

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Even Mr. Olympia Likes A Good Deal

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 12, 2014 at 11:00AM

"Excuse me, where would I find the toilet paper?"

"AGGGH! I don't work here." – Arnold

[via People of Walmart]

Home Deviants Network

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 28, 2014 at 11:00AM

It's the perfect gift for that family member you know is secretly an absolute monster.

[via LOL Hehehe]

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Hamburglar Chic

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 29, 2014 at 10:00PM

Later she will be outrunning a Walmart security guard that looks like Grimace.

[via No Way Girl]

Not Creepy At All

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 25, 2014 at 2:00PM

Edith has ten children and none of them talk back to her.

[via UberHumor]