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They're New! They're ALL New!!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 21, 2014 at 2:00PM

Except Schnitzel with Noodles. Those have a tendency to sit on the shelves for awhile.

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Random Baby, Aisle Four

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 28, 2014 at 12:00PM

I hate it when people decide not to buy something and don't put it back.

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He's Like A Deer In A Useless Crap Shop

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 9, 2014 at 12:00PM

"DIRECT ME TO YOUR WIND CHIMES AND I'LL BE ON MY WAY."

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Sandwich Envy

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 4, 2014 at 9:00PM

Their most popular sandwich is the Jon Hamm and cheese.

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Your Husband's Secret Sweet Spot

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 13, 2013 at 5:00PM

"Not only are the donuts delicious, but if you stick your penis through them a stranger will suck you dry!" — Anonymous Yelp Reviewer

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