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Let Me Tell You About Tinder

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 30, 2015 at 10:00AM

single adult

The fact that it says "Adult" means it's probably a 14-year-old virgin under that hood.

[via Bro My God]

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Special Order For Sir Mix-A-Lot

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 29, 2015 at 4:00PM

huge panties

It's almost Valentine's Day! Have you gotten your Godzilla lingerie yet?

[via Acid Cow]

Put A Bun In My Oven

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 23, 2015 at 2:00PM

roll dick

This is gonna sound weird but I have a sudden craving for flaccid penis.

[via Echtlustig]

A Well-Rounded McDonald's

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 15, 2015 at 10:00AM

weapons pets

I'm trying to decide between a Golden Retriever and a pair of brass knuckles. Either way I'm getting a side of fries with sweet 'n sour sauce.

[via Radass]

These Are Popping Up Everywhere

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 8, 2015 at 10:00AM

hand job

I wonder if you can request one without nails. Not my thing.

[via Radass]

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