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10 Things You Should Probably Say No To

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 27, 2016 at 3:00PM

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Every once in a while an offer comes around that's too good to be true – and it isn't. Then there are offers that are too bad to be real – and they are. You should avoid both.

Click through for a handy list of shit to steer clear of.  Show full post

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She's So Cool

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 18, 2016 at 4:00PM

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If you have a better free hemorrhoid treatment, please enlighten me.

[via Izismile]

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Matchy Mama

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 16, 2016 at 12:00PM

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If those pesky grandchildren want to interrupt her naps, they'll have to find her first.

[via UberHumor]

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Aisle 6 – Murder/Moonshine

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 9, 2016 at 1:00PM

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Nice to see Wal Mart's finally being honest with themselves and getting back to basics.

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They Go Down Easy

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 5, 2016 at 4:00PM

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Put everything else in your cart back, it looks like you won't have time for dinner after all.

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