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Giddy Up

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 29, 2016 at 12:00PM

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Your daughter is going to be horribly disappointed that this is the pony you got her for her birthday.

[via Reddit]

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10 Shining Examples Of Laziness

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 20, 2016 at 3:00PM

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Every person is unique in his or her own way, or whatever. Mostly I think we're all lazy pieces of crap when left to our own devices. Some of us are better at the art of sloth than others.

Click through for a peek into their lives.  Show full post

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10 Inanimate Objects With All The Feels

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 29, 2016 at 3:00PM

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Humans can be such crybabies, with all of their emotions spilling out everywhere. That's why I generally prefer to be around inanimate objects.

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10 People To Avoid On Your Next Flight

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 15, 2016 at 3:00PM

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Unless you're POTUS or Rihanna, there's really no good way to fly. Even if you're in first class, you still have to go to an airport and if there's anything I've ever learned from going there, it is that weirdos fucking love to travel.

Here are a few you should look out for on your next trip.

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Mom’s Famous Vegetable Soup

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 10, 2016 at 6:00PM

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Now that she is old and senile it’s usually served in her old shoes, but it’s still fantastic.

[via The Clearly Dope]

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