Crossfit has gone too far this time.
This whole country has gone to hell.
Make your own commercial for the new season, and you could wind up on TV.
They might be young, but they're just as vicious as a woman twice their age.
Never in the history of Web Redemptions has someone been so exactly who we thought they'd be.
It's not that we don't love them hoes, they just always scuff up the floor.
I’m committing a fashion crime by wearing socks with these sandals but I don’t know who’s been up in there.
Well, she's no good to anyone now. Better take her out back and shoot her.
[via Brain Parking]