In death, he donated his sweet kicks to the earth…
[via Acid Cow]
We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
It's perfect because she always wanted to marry Frankenstein's monster.
[via Uber Humor]
I’d bet my life savings that he’s wearing dad denim jean shorts.
[via Distinguished Baloney]
She might look reserved, but that girl is actually really handsy.