[via Cat's Mob]
We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
Even animals think it's super creepy that our "research" involves watching them sleep.
[via Daily Garlic]
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
"Everybody say… '9/11 was an inside job!'" — Their Sears Portrait Studio photographer
As far as she knows, this is what every man's face looks like at all times.