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    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

  • #TBT

    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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XXX Candy Shoppe

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 20, 2016 at 10:00AM

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Whether you're eating that or shoving it up your butt, this lady is concerned for your safety.

[via Daily Garlic]

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From Around the Web

Real Dirty Dancing

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 6, 2016 at 1:00PM

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Father-daughter swing dance lessons were a bad idea.

[via LOL Hehehe]

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Act Like You Been There

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | October 8, 2015 at 11:00PM

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Who's idea was it to bring steely eyed Susan?

[via Cat's Mob]

Awkward Arctic

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 24, 2015 at 3:00PM

Even animals think it's super creepy that our "research" involves watching them sleep.

[via Daily Garlic]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 25, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: