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    We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.

  • #TBT

    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

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Shit White Girls Say To Black Girls

Posted by: Carly Hallam | January 4, 2012 at 2:00PM

There has been an explosion of Shit (Someone) Says videos online. Black girls, gay guys, single girls, everyone's been saying shit. But none of these parodies have been quite so perfect as Shit White Girls Say To Black Girls.

I personally have NEVER said any of these things because I don't have any black girl friends. But damn you white girls with black friends are racist.

[context, via BWE]

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Girls Are Still Saying Shit

Posted by: Carly Hallam | December 19, 2011 at 5:00PM

Hey, you guys. There's a new episode of Shit Girls Say. Do you want to watch it? I'll watch whatever you want to watch. I got to pick last time.

I'm up for whatever. Just don't put the popcorn near me.

[previously, via The DW]

'Shit Girls Say' Is A Web Series Now

Posted by: Carly Hallam | December 13, 2011 at 3:00PM

Shit Girls Say is a very funny Twitter account that you should be following. And now it's been made into a web series! I know, right? It's fabulous.

Are you near a computer? Grab a blanket and and let's watch this. I'm not even joking right now, you're gonna love it. Wait one sec, though. I have to pee.

[Shit Girls Say via Slate]