So regal. So pungent.
I've always found a shit goes easier when accompanied by a little Chopin.
This should be the Humane Society's new ad for not leaving your dog in a hot car.
Why buy this when you're already guaranteed to wake up feeling like dog shit the day after Halloween?
I wish I could say this didn't make me laugh unjustifiably hard, but… I can't lie.
[via Daily Garlic]