• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    She smells like a winner.

  • #TBT

    Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.

Tosh.0 Blog

Squeeze Out A Tune

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 14, 2016 at 3:00PM

BathroomPiano

I've always found a shit goes easier when accompanied by a little Chopin.

[via Pikabu]

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From Around the Web

What Did You Do?

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 14, 2016 at 12:00PM

pup

This should be the Humane Society's new ad for not leaving your dog in a hot car.

[via Imgur]

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Font Matters

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 8, 2016 at 2:00PM

cat

Why buy this when you're already guaranteed to wake up feeling like dog shit the day after Halloween?

[via UberHumor]

An Aviary Classic

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 26, 2016 at 1:00PM

BirdThreat

I wish I could say this didn't make me laugh unjustifiably hard, but… I can't lie.

[via Daily Garlic]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 25, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

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out

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Sex

shit

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what you're missing

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