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What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 21, 2014 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter comments about Tosh.0.

I was told women didn’t do that… but still, we are humbled and honored to be Grace Sanchez’s shit.

Diverse Obstacles Ahead

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 15, 2014 at 5:00PM

Keep Out: Unless you want to have a fucking awesome time.

[via Tumblr]

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danger

fence

keep out

lasers

ninjas

Pirates

shit

sign

warning

The Bar Has Been Set

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 29, 2014 at 3:00PM

Thank God you saved it. Pretty sure flushing that thing would count as an illegal late-term abortion.

[via Oddersite]

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arm

giant

gross

huge

painful

poo

poop

record

scale

shit

Prime Parking Spot

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 21, 2014 at 6:00PM

I find the most effective anti-theft device is roughly 150 lbs. of bird shit.

[via Izismile]

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bird

camouflage

car

covered

parking

poop

porsche

shit

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: You're Crap

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 14, 2014 at 4:00PM

You're Crap

She's long and thin, so she won't clog the toilet.

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[photo: Yoru Tamanaka/Staff/Getty Images]

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asia

caption challenge

crap

hat

poo

poop

shit

toilet

weird

wtf

you're crap