Tastes just like veal!
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
All the lovin', none of the backtalk.
I'd rather watch this dick than Tom Cruise in another Mission Impossible movie.
Never half-ass an effort to impress your hero.
At least you know your neighborhood prankster has a healthy diet.
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So regal. So pungent.
I've always found a shit goes easier when accompanied by a little Chopin.
This should be the Humane Society's new ad for not leaving your dog in a hot car.
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