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Helmets Stink

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 22, 2014 at 10:00AM

Seems like the dog might still be pissed about that whole neutering thing.

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equipment

helmet

moped

motorcycle

poop

safety

scooter

shit

surprise

Helpful Hints For The Paranoid

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 1, 2014 at 3:00PM

did recently share a shit-pie with a bleeding stranger I met on vacation in the Congo… but I feel fine.

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blood

contagious

ebola

fluids

outbreak

paranoia

pee

shit

spit

sweat

symptoms

virus

No. Don't Say Those Are… No.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 10, 2014 at 4:00PM

Now if they can just get through that polyester, they've found themselves a cozy little home.

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crap

disgusting

flies

fly

gross

pants

poop

shit

what the fuck

wtf

Highly Trained Animal

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 4, 2014 at 11:00AM

Just do what I do when I get some on the floor. Smell it for a second, then leave and let them blame the dog.

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bathroom

cat

floor

mess

miss

pets

poop

shit

toilet

training

Smelly Poetry Corner

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 3, 2014 at 3:00PM

Pics or you're hauntingly lyrical shit didn't happen.

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bathroom

limerick

poetry

poop

public

restroom

shit

stall

tagging

vandalism