Tosh.0 Blog

Prime Parking Spot

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 21, 2014 at 6:00PM

I find the most effective anti-theft device is roughly 150 lbs. of bird shit.

[via Izismile]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: You're Crap

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 14, 2014 at 4:00PM

You're Crap

She's long and thin, so she won't clog the toilet.

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[photo: Yoru Tamanaka/Staff/Getty Images]

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you're crap

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 13, 2014 at 6:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter comments about Tosh.0.

Come on, Ricky. The word is "shat." Use your damn head.

Shit & Run

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 1, 2014 at 11:00AM

That owl is quite the prankster. A real HOOT! (Hold for applause)

[via Imgur]

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Relaxatives

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 24, 2014 at 5:00PM

Start you day right with a balanced breakfast and a big, wet shit.

[via Fat Kid At Camp]

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