So this is how the Kardashians grow all of their wigs.
Ma'am, I'm fairly sure it's illegal to drive around with those things deployed.
Their brief time together came to a tragic end when they crashed into an iceberg lettuce truck.
[via Pro Gag]
An "Amber Alert" used to just mean Amber's stripping on the overpass again.
"I just don't feel trashy enough."
"Don't worry, I have duct tape – it fixes everything!"