If you want to look tough, maybe give up the pastels and headbands.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
We're gonna need a bigger bed.
If you have a discerning palette, do the opposite of everything he suggests.
By all means, Dr. Tanktop, please try to immediately reset that ankle.
I generally prefer a toilet and a little privacy.
Dream all you want, you know who you're ending the night with.
Looks like the Russians managed to hack the Donald's heart.
I'm more concerned with the possibility of two backdoor holes.
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