Carb cutting tip: Fuck your bread instead of eating it.
Surprisingly, the least attractive thing about this photo is how much free time he must have.
He's been back in the NFL for two seconds and he's already crawling with bitches.
[via TC Mag]
This is for anyone who’s ever said ice sculptures weren’t functional.
Each week, we'll give you the gift of a Tosh.0 classic.
Here's a reminder that the internet has made it possible for idiots to become richer than you.