• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    She smells like a winner.

  • #TBT

    Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.

Tosh.0 Blog

Tell That To Your Head

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 8, 2016 at 1:00PM

NotBernie

Relax. In like a week no one will think you are anyone.

[via Thunder Dungeon]

From Around the Web

Political Standoff

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 2, 2016 at 11:00AM

TrumpVsBernie

He looks shocked because the Trump supporter said, "While I disagree with your ideologies, I respect your right to support the candidate of your choosing."

[via Radass]

Smell Ya Later

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 1, 2016 at 2:00PM

glue

Wrong – glue's whole job is to keep things together.

[via UberHumor]

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Handy Man

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 29, 2016 at 6:00PM

happydick

He’s so into his dick marketing that he takes four Viagra before a job so he can use his penis as a hammer.

[via Imgur]

Motherly Advice

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 28, 2016 at 4:00PM

momadvice

So… you want me to skip school and sleep all day in a kale field while high on pot brownies? If you insist, mom.

[via Imgur]

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Bringing Sexty Back

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 16, 2016 at 6:00PM

SextyLounge

"Basically just a bar full of dudes taking pictures of their dicks. Will return. Five stars." – – My Yelp review

[via Radass]

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