It's the only way he can get his shirt to fall asleep.
Honest graphic tees are the best way to prepare your children for what lies ahead.
The only thing he really understood about the movie was that Kate Winslet showed major boob.
And to tie in with Coca Cola’s new marketing campaign, he tattooed his name on his penis.
I've said it a thousand times; if you're in the bukkake game, vinyl flooring is your friend.
It was all those years of Nana's birthday money that paid for the boob job, she deserves to see the end product.