• Caption Challenge

    Small Fry
    Small Fry

    Squirrels are well-known for their bushy tails and their emotional eating.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Oh, urine for the ride of your life with this one.

  • #TBT

    Be careful what you wish for. It might be loud and kinda bossy.

Tosh.0 Blog

Aren’t We All, Lady

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 9, 2016 at 2:00PM

applewhore

Now if your mom was a wearing a “Dell Whore” shirt you might have something to be embarrassed about.

[via The Chive]

From Around the Web

Elephlannel

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 8, 2016 at 6:00PM

FlannelElephant

All his clothes have to be specially made… unless he has time to swing by Walmart.

[via Grabhouse]

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Bye Buttons

Posted by: Rachel Callman | December 9, 2015 at 12:00PM

button

All fashion trends look dumb until they catch on.

[via Izismile]

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Owning It

Posted by: Rachel Callman | December 3, 2015 at 12:00PM

butt

His ass has more muscle mass than my entire body.

[via Acid Cow]

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ass

big

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Senior Party Consultant

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 15, 2015 at 11:00AM

OldPartyAnimal

Fuckin' A, Aunt Ethel. Fuckin' A.

[via The Chive]

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alcohol

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fuck

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The Ultimate Dad Joke

Posted by: Rachel Callman | October 7, 2015 at 2:00PM

butt

Or maybe he's just trying really hard to admit something to his sons.

[via Radass]

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