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Going Green And Flickin' Bean

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 25, 2013 at 2:00PM

Yeah, I don't have cellulite. They're just marks from all the diamonds I roll around in.

[via Imgur]

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Oprah's Got Your Back

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 18, 2013 at 10:00PM

"Everybody in the lunch room today is getting FREE TATER TOTS!!!!!"

[via Brain News]

Spot The Subtle Difference

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 11, 2013 at 1:19AM

Each week on the show, Daniel's wardrobe will change ever so slightly. So get out your magnifying glass, audio recorder, and Harriet The Spy notebook. Your mission begins now.

Can YOU spot the subtle difference between last week and this week's episode? Hint: you can't see it in this week's picture (right).

If you can catch it, you'll win a Sherlock Holmes-inspired gift.*

*This will get "lost in the mail" and never make it to your home.

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Listen To Your Elders

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 10, 2013 at 4:00PM

Grandpa always said, "Life is all about choices. You've got to pick which part of your body you want to be rock hard."

[via Izismile]

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Shaolin Geezer

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 26, 2013 at 11:00AM

The lesser known 11th member of the Wu-Tang Clan; Ol' Dirty Pop-Pop.

[via Uber Humor]

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Thanks For Being Upfront About It

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 9, 2013 at 2:00PM

I… watch a lot of Real Housewives?

[via Ghetto or Ghetto Fabulous?]

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