• Caption Challenge

    Goth Grub
    Goth Grub

    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

  • #TBT

    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

Tosh.0 Blog

Handy Man

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 29, 2016 at 6:00PM

happydick

He’s so into his dick marketing that he takes four Viagra before a job so he can use his penis as a hammer.

[via Imgur]

From Around the Web

Motherly Advice

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 28, 2016 at 4:00PM

momadvice

So… you want me to skip school and sleep all day in a kale field while high on pot brownies? If you insist, mom.

[via Imgur]

Tags: 

advice

bad advice

drugs

fashion

mom

mother

school

shirt

t-shirt

vegetables

wtf

Bringing Sexty Back

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 16, 2016 at 6:00PM

SextyLounge

"Basically just a bar full of dudes taking pictures of their dicks. Will return. Five stars." – – My Yelp review

[via Radass]

Tags: 

bar

chicago

lounge

Sex

sexting

sexy

shirt

yelp

The Disney Agenda

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 9, 2016 at 6:00PM

ILikeWar

Remember, kids; all DVD & blu-ray sales go directly to our massive weapons stockpile!

[via Twitter]

Tags: 

agenda

disney

frozen

I

kids

like

olaf

shirt

snowman

t-shirt

war

Supermom

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 28, 2016 at 11:00AM

Supermom

It's a bird… it's a plane… it just shit its pants!

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

baby

child

matching

mom

mother

outfit

parenting

shirt

super

superman

swing