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Glad To Meet You

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 4, 2016 at 11:00AM

MyNameIs

Wait, if they're both named Nipple how do you tell them apart?

[via Radass]

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From Around the Web

Nice Nickname

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 27, 2016 at 4:00PM

anal

Sorry boys, this just means she's going to make you do everything in a certain way and use bleach to clean up afterwards.

[via AcidCow]

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angela

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Not A Fan

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 27, 2016 at 3:00PM

MomRack

I don't care if she's your Mom, you give those beauties their due respect.

[via Izismile]

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Spaghetti Delivery

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 26, 2016 at 5:00PM

SpaghettiToGo

I'm glad the local Italian joint stopped using harmful styrofoam containers, but there has to be a better way…

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Heads Up

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 21, 2016 at 10:00AM

dtf

Like I'd answer that without seeing your face first.

[via UberHumor]

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