• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

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Slimy Facial

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 9, 2016 at 5:00PM

SnailFace

At this point I think your dermatologist might just be fucking with you.

[via Izismile]

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Tattoo Of The Week

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 13, 2015 at 5:00PM

TurtleDickToe

Michelangelo was my favorite Mutant Turtle Penis Ninja, too.

Click here to check out more infamous ink.

[via Tattoo Do]

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Lick It Good

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 15, 2015 at 10:00AM

cream

I'd swallow but, ugh, those calories.

[via The Chive]

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Someone's Getting Fired

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 12, 2015 at 10:00AM

eggdrop

Such an EGGstremely big mistake. His boss is going to beat the SHELL out of him. I hope he can at least think of it as a funny YOLK. OhmygodIcan'tstoppleasehelp.

[via Daily Picks and Flicks]

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Support The Turtles

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 16, 2013 at 2:00PM

This guy is so fully committed, he even makes this noise when he bangs.

[via Daily Garlic]