It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
Such an EGGstremely big mistake. His boss is going to beat the SHELL out of him. I hope he can at least think of it as a funny YOLK. OhmygodIcan'tstoppleasehelp.
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