This is the only way to look cool while playing Mahjong.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
No faster way to ruin a model's career than with a horseshoe to the face.
Always try your hardest, even if it probably won't matter.
Michelangelo was my favorite Mutant Turtle Penis Ninja, too.
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I'd swallow but, ugh, those calories.
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Such an EGGstremely big mistake. His boss is going to beat the SHELL out of him. I hope he can at least think of it as a funny YOLK. OhmygodIcan'tstoppleasehelp.
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This guy is so fully committed, he even makes this noise when he bangs.
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That's when Dave realized his son probably wasn't going to be the outdoorsy type.
Also, I'd like to see this kid debate a certain someone I know who happens to be a pretty big fan of turtles.
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