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Someone's Getting Fired

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 12, 2015 at 10:00AM


Such an EGGstremely big mistake. His boss is going to beat the SHELL out of him. I hope he can at least think of it as a funny YOLK. OhmygodIcan'tstoppleasehelp.

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From Around the Web

Support The Turtles

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 16, 2013 at 2:00PM

This guy is so fully committed, he even makes this noise when he bangs.

[via Daily Garlic]

Hell Spawn In A Half-Shell

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 1, 2013 at 3:00PM

That's when Dave realized his son probably wasn't going to be the outdoorsy type.

Also, I'd like to see this kid debate a certain someone I know who happens to be a pretty big fan of turtles.

[via Izismile]

Marcel the Shell Is Back

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 15, 2011 at 4:00PM

And trending on Twitter.

My research shows that this is the first time a shell with shoes on has ever trended on Twitter.

Unfortunately, whether or not a shell without shoes on has trended on Twitter is beyond the scope of my research.

Either way, Marcel should brighten your day.  Plus his car is a bug!

[via Videogum]

This Is My Favorite Thing Ever

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 20, 2010 at 10:00AM

All day long I search the vast interwebs for pictures and videos that contain one or more of the following: tits, puke, bodily harm, racism, bacon, someone failing at something, cats, or drugs.

And while I love my job I have to admit that every once in a while I get the urge to stray off the beaten Tosh.0 path and just post something really cute.

Because when it comes down to it, I'm still a girl with a pink cell phone and a desire to cuddle.

The first few times I came across "Marcel The Shell With Shoes On", I ignored the video because I figured it wouldn't be right for the Tosh crowd. Then I finally watched it. And now it is my favorite thing ever.

There's no puke but there is a talking shell in shoes. And the shell is really, really funny. Watch it. Love it. And when it's over, you can go back to scratching your junk while burping up last night's beer. Deal?