We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
Such an EGGstremely big mistake. His boss is going to beat the SHELL out of him. I hope he can at least think of it as a funny YOLK. OhmygodIcan'tstoppleasehelp.
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