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Tattoo Of The Week

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 13, 2015 at 5:00PM

TurtleDickToe

Michelangelo was my favorite Mutant Turtle Penis Ninja, too.

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[via Tattoo Do]

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From Around the Web

Lick It Good

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 15, 2015 at 10:00AM

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I'd swallow but, ugh, those calories.

[via The Chive]

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Someone's Getting Fired

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 12, 2015 at 10:00AM

eggdrop

Such an EGGstremely big mistake. His boss is going to beat the SHELL out of him. I hope he can at least think of it as a funny YOLK. OhmygodIcan'tstoppleasehelp.

[via Daily Picks and Flicks]

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Support The Turtles

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 16, 2013 at 2:00PM

This guy is so fully committed, he even makes this noise when he bangs.

[via Daily Garlic]

Hell Spawn In A Half-Shell

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 1, 2013 at 3:00PM

IHateTurtles

That's when Dave realized his son probably wasn't going to be the outdoorsy type.

Also, I'd like to see this kid debate a certain someone I know who happens to be a pretty big fan of turtles.

[via Izismile]