• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

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    She smells like a winner.

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    Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.

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Sheep Cycle

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 12, 2016 at 11:00AM

Maybe I'd actually watch the Tour de France if each rider also had to transport livestock.

[via LiveLeak]

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From Around the Web

Vicious Headbutt

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 10, 2015 at 10:00PM

I felt like I just watched a Floyd Mayweather fight.

[via Distinguished Baloney]

A Sheep In All The Sheep's Clothing

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 8, 2015 at 1:00PM

WoolySheep

This is how your balls and penis look to women when you slack on the grooming.

[via Acid Cow]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Check Up

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 31, 2015 at 12:00PM

BRITAIN-AGRICULTURE-SHOW

"This one smells like cheap clone."

We received tons of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After reading all of them, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Robert Young.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[Oli Scarff /Getty Images]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Check Up

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 27, 2015 at 4:00PM

BRITAIN-AGRICULTURE-SHOW

Group rectal exams would make me… sheepish. 

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[Oli Scarff /Getty Images]

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