We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
Last Friday, we showed you "Techno Turtle" and asked you to give us a better title.
We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.
Vote below! Then check back this Friday for the results and a new video.
"Techno Turtle" got a lot of heat this week. He thinks he's the hot sh*t on the block right now. Let's take that turtle down a peg.
Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!
Surprise, surprise. The winning title from last week's Rename This Video vote was "Lunch break for the retards at Tosh.0" from JesusLicker. Obviously, JesusLicker tapped into your guys favorite thing to poke fun at… us. Thanks. We love you too. At the very least, JesusLicker, stop licking Jesus. You could get infected with "the holy spirit" (aka gonorrhea).