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A Sexier Side To Michael Myers

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 31, 2014 at 9:00PM

You’ll never see Jason Voorhees strike a pose like this because he’s super insecure about his weird nipples.

[via Joanne Casey]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Sexy Costume

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 31, 2014 at 12:00PM

Sexy Costume

Leave Renee Zellweger alone.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Chase Robert.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[photo: Anadolu Agency/Contributor/Getty Images]

Lady And The Tramp But Way Weirder

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 30, 2014 at 2:00PM

Is this an ad for mascara or kosher hot dogs?

[via Izismile]

A Sculptor With A Vision

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 29, 2014 at 4:00PM

This was completed well before his nipple torture series.

[via UberHumor]

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Human Suck

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 27, 2014 at 8:00PM

Unfortunately it won’t protect you from chlamydia and which is the real threat at Halloween parties.

[via Inquisitr]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Sexy Costume

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 27, 2014 at 4:00PM

Sexy Costume

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty got really gross and moldy because you left him out there for way too long.

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

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[photo: Anadolu Agency/Contributor/Getty Images]