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    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

10 Models Outdone By Cats

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 9, 2016 at 3:00PM

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Models have a pretty sweet job – it's basically just to be born and then not eat. Recently it appears the cat world is challenging this long-coveted, competitive profession. Sad and Useless has documented some of the best comebacks they have so far.

Check them out below.

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From Around the Web

Hot For Teacher

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 8, 2016 at 10:00AM

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This is entrapment.

[via Acid Cow]

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Proud Family

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 30, 2016 at 4:00PM

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Look at her dad, just daring you to enjoy any part of what you're seeing.

[via UberHumor]

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Cheeky Traveler

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 16, 2016 at 4:00PM

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I doubt this is the first time she's ever ridden a virgin.

[via Radass]

She Hooks Up

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 9, 2016 at 2:00PM

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She's like the town bike, you have to pump her up before you take her for a ride.

[via Ufunk]

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Lettuce Eat

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 8, 2016 at 12:00PM

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Generally I prefer chopped salads but I can see how that would get messy here.

[via AcidCow]

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