• Caption Challenge

    Small Fry
    Small Fry

    Squirrels are well-known for their bushy tails and their emotional eating.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Oh, urine for the ride of your life with this one.

  • #TBT

    Be careful what you wish for. It might be loud and kinda bossy.

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Everyone’s Gotta Have A Hobby

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 14, 2016 at 8:00PM

dildocollector

Get ready, lone green dildo. St. Patrick’s Day is only a few days away.

[via Reddit]

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From Around the Web

Hey Ma

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 10, 2016 at 2:00PM

ma

The Florida DMV got over 19,000 requests for this vanity plate.

[via Izismile]

Cold But Cute

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 7, 2016 at 12:00PM

crash

I'm sure death appreciates you getting all sexy for it.

[via Izismile]

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Looks Hot

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 6, 2016 at 12:00PM

redtube

Some see this as a prank. I see it as a masturbation challenge.

[via Distinguished Baloney]

Dirty Carrots

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 1, 2016 at 2:00PM

carrots

I haven't seen vegetables this provocative since Warped Brownlee.

[via Izismile]

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Tattoo Of The Week

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 26, 2016 at 5:00PM

PrincessPeachTattoo

With a body like that it's easy to get past her 8-bit face.

Click here to check out more infamous ink.

[via Chzbgr]