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Cute Is Out And Sexy Is In

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 20, 2014 at 8:00PM

They don’t give you judgy looks when you ask for preteen thongs, like all of the other stores.

[via Break]

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clothing

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She Puts Her Pants On One Leg At A Time

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 20, 2014 at 6:00PM

And thanks to layaway, you can actually buy them one leg at a time too.

[via Imgur]

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discount

half

hooker

leopard print

missing

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 20, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[video via Barstool]

Sexy And Sweet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 20, 2014 at 10:00AM

I don't want anything with crust near my private parts either.

[via Buzzfeed]

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fail

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Something Sweet For Y'all

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 15, 2014 at 9:00PM

Golden Corral should have never put that chocolate fountain on their buffet.

[via Ratchet Mess]

Holler For Nine Dollars

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 1, 2014 at 10:00AM

"They made it rain on me!"

"That's the shower, Keisha. You're standing in the shower."

[via oddersite]

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dollar

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