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Business Up Front

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 23, 2014 at 9:00PM

He’s a more confident salesman when he doesn’t have to deal with swamp ass.

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Cooling Off

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 11, 2014 at 1:00PM

This is actually what that famous Marilyn Monroe shot looked like before it was Photoshopped.

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I'll Be Her Exorcist

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 30, 2014 at 3:00PM

She can tie a two-by-four in a knot using only her tongue.

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That Is One Sexy Angle

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 27, 2014 at 4:00PM

This is actually a huge relief. His mom thought he was jerking off to math problems.

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Don't Say I Never Gave You Anything

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 30, 2014 at 4:00PM

In Soviet Russia, booty shorts wear YOU!

ALSO: The average time spent on our site just went up from 3 seconds to- how long is this video? 6 minutes 22 seconds.

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Cute Is Out And Sexy Is In

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 20, 2014 at 8:00PM

They don’t give you judgy looks when you ask for preteen thongs, like all of the other stores.

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