Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This kid is accidentally an amazing stunt driver. He's already been cast in Fast & Furious: Toddler Drift.
- Here's the complete list of last night's Emmy winners. We've been snubbed again, guys.
- The sexy Donald Trump Halloween costume is a thing. What if you already think plain old Donald Trump is pretty damn sexy?
- 21 sex positions ranked from worst to best. No, Bill Cosby, "unconscious" is not a position.
- A drunk college kid jumped in a squad car and asked for a ride home. He was charged with smuggling giant balls.
- Matthew McConaughey's brother got a year's supply of free beer for naming his kid Miller Lyte. He probably should have named him after a better beer.
- Girls' squishy parts make Monday okay.