Plot twist – he’s camping alone.
We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
No porn at your parents' house over Thanksgiving? No problem.
[via Uber Humor]
Who knew Ronald McDonald was packing this much heat?
"We get it, you love 'sausage'. Now move so I can reach the turkey dogs."