• Caption Challenge

    We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.

  • #TBT

    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

Tosh.0 Blog

Making The Most Of Live TV

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 2, 2014 at 8:00PM

Dang it. I missed “Free Handjob Night” at ballpark.

[via Prickly Legs]

From Around the Web

This Is Going To Hurt

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 25, 2014 at 12:00PM

Wonderful. The thought of using chili as lubricant has now entered my subconscious.

[via Imgur]

Mom, Dad… I'm Chinese

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 6, 2014 at 5:00PM

Most hardcore conservatives are still pretty sure being Chinese is a choice.

[via Dr. Heckle]

Oranges Just Lost Their Innocence 

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 31, 2014 at 8:00PM

My grandparents really seem to be enjoying retired life.

[via Fail Blog]

Fonts Are Important

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 5, 2013 at 8:00PM

The truck stops in Alabama are going to be realllly awkward.

[via Break]