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    Goth Grub
    Goth Grub

    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

  • #TBT

    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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Handy Man

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 29, 2016 at 6:00PM

happydick

He’s so into his dick marketing that he takes four Viagra before a job so he can use his penis as a hammer.

[via Imgur]

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Save The Date

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 19, 2016 at 8:00PM

fridaybjs

And I thought 'Free Pizza Friday' would never be topped.

[via Reddit]

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Hint, Hint

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 9, 2016 at 10:00PM

momknees

Welp, that’s the last time the pastor is going to trust dad with the church message.

[via Reddit]

Sausage Fest

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 1, 2016 at 8:00PM

cantgowrong

Actually, it can go horribly wrong if you accidentally see your aunt deep throating one.

[via The Chive]

Hottest Address Around

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 19, 2016 at 9:00PM

horneytown

It’s a properly named road considering every couple in the cul-de-sac is currently having an affair.

[via Reddit]