“Sure honey, I’ll hold your purse.”
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For added effect they planted a few Bradford Pear trees close by.
(They smell like semen.)
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I don’t condone vandalizing signs but a winking face emoji sticker would look pretty solid at the end.
You should get used to the fact that a homeless man at some point will masturbate into your gas tank.