But jerking off bananas is still totally okay, right?
Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
Hey sun, could you finish it off already so we can get some relief?
[via The Chive]
The pews are covered in plastic and hosed down after every service.
At long last we will know if the carpet does indeed match the drapes.