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Does The Wallet Match The Purse?

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 27, 2014 at 2:00PM

“Sure honey, I’ll hold your purse.”

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Sticky Corner

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 18, 2014 at 8:00PM

For added effect they planted a few Bradford Pear trees close by.

(They smell like semen.)

[via The Chive]

Just Give It A Lil’ Tug

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 17, 2014 at 8:00PM

At least it’s not a creamy soap dispenser.

[via The Chive]

Doesn’t Seem So Bad

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 19, 2014 at 8:00PM

I don’t condone vandalizing signs but a winking face emoji sticker would look pretty solid at the end.

[via Imgur]

Fill Er Up

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 29, 2014 at 10:00PM

You should get used to the fact that a homeless man at some point will masturbate into your gas tank.

[via Reddit]