And they’re having a sale on Plymouth Cock Rings.
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We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
It worked one time in 1992 and he’s worn it every Saturday night since.
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Looks like my Wednesday night swingers group just got a new game to play.
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All innuendos aside, there’s a good chance that their sports anchor is an actual beaver named Big Beaver.