• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    She smells like a winner.

  • #TBT

    Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.

Tosh.0 Blog

That’s Unfortunate

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 16, 2016 at 10:00PM


Joe also dropped the relationship truth bombs that he never lowered the toilet seat and drank straight from the milk carton.

[via Reddit]

From Around the Web

High Standards

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 9, 2016 at 9:00PM


“It is if you do it right.” – The McRib

[via Snuh]

Stupid Rules

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 16, 2016 at 9:00PM


But jerking off bananas is still totally okay, right?

[via Izismile]

Temps Are Rising

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 5, 2016 at 9:00PM


Hey sun, could you finish it off already so we can get some relief?

[via The Chive]

Let’s Go To Church

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 2, 2016 at 12:00PM


The pews are covered in plastic and hosed down after every service.

[via Radass]