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Such A Filthy Landfill

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 27, 2014 at 3:00PM

Some people just really love trash day.

Also, I think we can safely assume these are the same people who violated that poor bridge. Otherwise, we've got some kind of sexy epidemic on our hands.

[via LOL Hehehe]

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It's About To Be Hump Day

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 27, 2014 at 11:00AM

He can go months without water but he gots to have them sweet titties.

[via Barn O Rama]

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To Each His Own

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 24, 2014 at 12:00PM

You can see the frustration on his face at how difficult it is to find a good squirter.

[via Funny Wall Photos]

News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 22, 2014 at 1:00PM

Police later elected not to press charges, citing that "The dick splinters are punishment enough."

[via HuffPo Weird]

No Glove, No Love

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 21, 2014 at 9:00PM

In 2014 the only possible use for a pay phone is sticking them up your ass.

[via Uber Humor]

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Also Very Proud Of It Apparently

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 11, 2014 at 10:00PM

And all he got was that lousy t-shirt. Oh and Gonorrhea.

[via Izismile]

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