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Important Update

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 7, 2014 at 10:00AM

In a related note if you get your penis stuck in a toaster it will void the warranty.

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Boys Always Fall Asleep First

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 3, 2014 at 2:00PM

Sorry, toots. He got you so he wouldn't have to cuddle.

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These Two Lions Should Be Famous

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 3, 2014 at 12:00PM

"Fuck it, we'll do it live."

And don't forget to check out the otherĀ people who deserve fame!

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Street Conception

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 30, 2014 at 5:00PM

His runoff trickled down into the sewer and created the Ninja Turtles.

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Such A Filthy Landfill

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 27, 2014 at 3:00PM

Some people just really love trash day.

Also, I think we can safely assume these are the same people who violated that poor bridge. Otherwise, we've got some kind of sexy epidemic on our hands.

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It's About To Be Hump Day

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 27, 2014 at 11:00AM

He can go months without water but he gots to have them sweet titties.

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