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Your Weird Sex Chariot Awaits

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 7, 2014 at 2:00PM

The safe word is "Please help us, this strange man is holding us captive and using us as a means of transportation!"

[via Cheer All]

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That's Some Cake You Made

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 25, 2014 at 11:00AM

Who doesn't love frosting with a little protein in it?

[via Buzzfeed]

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10 Spectacular Soccer Moments

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 20, 2014 at 3:00PM

Thanks to the World Cup, every four years we must band together as a nation and pretend we give a shit about soccer. So let us all take today to pay tribute to "the beautiful game." Oh, and by the way, if any of these are accidentally rugby pics just shut up, no one cares.

Click here to see more picturesque perfection on the pitch… Show full post

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Say What?

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 17, 2014 at 8:00PM

That’s gross, man. Well unless it’s an Afghan Hound. They’re kind of hot. 

[via Izismile]

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I Love Weddings

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 17, 2014 at 10:00AM

Man, her garter's really in there.

[via The Chive]

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That's A Solid Deal

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 16, 2014 at 11:00AM

In fact, that's pretty generous. I'd say my sex is worth about $14.50 on my best day.

[via Bro My God]

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