Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This dude broke into Five Guys to make himself a burger. It's a victimless crime, unless you count his assault on hunger.
- Iggy Azalea says she'll cut off Nick Young's dong if he cheats again. Don't worry, I'm sure your pro athlete boyfriend cheating was a one-time thing.
- This 'hoverboard' can fly up to 10,000 feet in the air. I don't see how strapping a rocket to your feet and fuel to your back could possibly go wrong.
- The Notorious B.I.G. hologram is coming to a concert near you. Is it possible for refracted light to be heavy?
- Looking to cheat? Soon you can do it on a secret sex island. Someone may want to give Nick Young a heads up about this.
- Enjoy the faces of rejected Bachelorettes. So many devastated Ashleys.
- Mondays are bad enough, let's not let bras get in the way.