Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Behold, the dildo hoverboard. The future is now!
- Apple leak confirms new iPhone made of all glass. I was hoping they'd make these thing easier to break.
- Study links cell phone exposure to cancer in rats. Yeah but once the rats see that new all-glass iPhone they won't even care.
- Woman tries to smuggle $3,000 meth burrito. Which at this point, is still better for you than a Chipotle burrito.
- Justin Bieber is being sued over stealing his hit song "Sorry." Who cares if he stole it? He already said he's sorry.
- Division III receiver has been camping outside Patriots stadium until he gets a tryout. You've got big balls, kid. Tom Brady hates that…
- Selfies are totally acceptable when you look like this…