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Everything You Need To Know

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 23, 2014 at 10:00PM

I only wanted to know how to raise my wolf pack and sexually please my Japanese girlfriend so learning how to make a killer Matzah Ball Soup is just a bonus.

[via Waste The Day]

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Another Day At The Office

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 23, 2014 at 5:00PM

Making a career change can be tough when the only thing on your resume is "Cow Cum Catcher (1978-Present)."

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If A Tree Has Sex In A Forest …

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 22, 2014 at 9:00PM

It's a great place to relax and read a book if you don't mind tree gang bangs.

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Choices, Choices

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 22, 2014 at 11:00AM

"Thin, thick, or nutritious?"

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 20, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[video via People]

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 10, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

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