When master bait and masturbate collide.
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We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
It’s never easy explaining to the tire repair shop how a dildo caused your flat.
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His parents won't let them sit on the same couch without written permission from her manufacturers.
It’s true what they say – having a pet at home does greatly reduce stress.
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Of course the guy who brings 3 perfectly-sharpened pencils to class doesn't know what this is.
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