Damn it, Amazon! I was told it would be "discreet" packaging!
"Uh yes, in fact my sex toys DO hold me at night so take your pick up lines somewhere else."
[via Bro My God]
If this dildo doesn't get below 32 degrees I'm going to be pissed.
He's only like the 12th most suspicious person hanging out down by the LA River.
When the power goes out it takes him at least an hour to find the actual flashlight.
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