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Microphone Check

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 30, 2015 at 10:00PM

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Try and lip sync Taylor Swift’s “Shake It Off” without a mic. Go ahead. It’s impossible.

[via Distinguished Baloney]

From Around the Web

Jerk Away The Germs

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 23, 2015 at 10:00PM

It’s all fun and games until your mom visits and you witness her washing her hands.

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10 Dildos That Demand To Be Seen

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 17, 2015 at 3:00PM

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By the hammer of Thor, these dildos are ridiculous! But I guess they are called sex "toys" so why not have some fun with them? Although if you're super into being screwed by a cob of corn then I just don't think we can be friends.

Check out this very small assortment of the weird crap people put inside themselves for pleasure. Show full post

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 16, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Watch Where You’re Waving That Thing

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 13, 2015 at 10:00PM

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NEVER say yes when someone on the subway asks if you want to see a magic trick.

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