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Shoot 'N Screw

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 29, 2016 at 10:00AM

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So this is why they refer to guns as she.

[via TC Mag]

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From Around the Web

Rock With You

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | January 27, 2016 at 11:00PM

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This is disgusting. What kind of sick fuck still has their Christmas tree out?

[via Acid Cow]

Cup O' Sex

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 15, 2016 at 2:00PM

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If your kid is sneaking glasses and sponges into his room, he's not cleaning them, he's fucking them.

[via UberHumor]

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Just The Tip

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 10, 2016 at 10:00PM

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I want to work at a dildo factory for a week just to have it on my Linkedin profile.

[via Weird Wide Web]

Check Out This Deal

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 19, 2015 at 10:00AM

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“Hardly” is a nice way of saying they only used the tip.

[via Izismile]

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