Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- These kids can't figure out how to use a Walkman. I'm either old or these kids are just stupid. Both?
- A Florida woman ran her car over a guy after an argument about sex positions. He lived, but he's never suggesting Reverse Cowgirl again.
- This is Hotline Bling remixed as gospel. Because there's nothin' the lord loves more than a good booty call.
- A student Snapchatted a teacher hitting on another teacher. Finally, a life lesson they'll actually use.
- Here are some celebrities made from bread for National Homemade Bread Day. This is the only time I've ever wanted to put Trump in my mouth.
- Do these race cars sound fluffy to you? Formula One is so hot right meow.
- Get comfy. It's Tug It Tuesday.