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Can’t Argue With The Facts

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 14, 2014 at 8:00PM

“Sure I’ll just masturbate instead. Oh wait, never mind. I can’t reach my genitals.” – Tyrannosaurus

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How Was School Today?

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 13, 2014 at 6:00PM

“Eh, okay. I got an A on my Algebra exam and Ms. Martin showed us how to probably use a strap-on.”

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 4, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

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Education Is So Important

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 1, 2014 at 10:00AM

"Who needs a study partner?" – Every creepy guy in the city standing outside after the workshop.

Yes, this is a real thing.

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I Agree, Five Is More Than Enough

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 5, 2013 at 5:00PM

Should I be worried that my Chlamydia doesn't look like Grimace?

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