Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Old people react to GTA 5. "I hit a woman for the first time in my life! Except for all those times back in the 50's, when… you know, nobody cared."
- Skymall is bankrupt. Where the hell am I supposed to buy my garden yetis?
- What your wing sauce choice says about you. Know thyself, America.
- Sal Paolantonio called out Tom Brady as the Ugg-shilling shyster he is.
- Fraternity apologizes for causing $50k in damage at ski resort. Actually, they just left a note that said, "Sorry for the epic bro-down."
- Little girl shocked by turtle sex. She got even more up in arms when they started 69-ing.
- Hot girls with messy rooms. There could be dead bodies in the background, I still would have posted this gallery.
- Oregon was originally founded as a racist Utopia. So maybe tone down a bit on the smug there, Portland.