When I come from behind I usually finish first too.
Seems like the type of t-shirt you might receive after participating in one of those world record gang bangs.
[via Distinguished Baloney]
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
I can think of more embarrassing ways to get herpes. Wait nope, no I can’t.
[via Rising Tensions]