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Slingin' Aged Cheddar

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 22, 2015 at 11:00AM

OldLadyRain

When you lived through the Dust Bowl, you understand the importance of making it rain.

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Can They Adopt Me Too?

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 19, 2015 at 11:00AM

AdoptAHighway

Cleaning dumpsters AND sponsoring highways? Those are truly some selfless, sexy seniors.

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Congratulations Class Of 2014

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 29, 2014 at 9:00PM

May your sex doll fly as high as your dreams.

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Customer Satisfaction

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 12, 2013 at 5:00PM

Sure, the food at Friendly's isn't the greatest. But they're still the only place in town that'll jerk off grandpa.

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A Bit Of The Bubbly

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 1, 2013 at 5:00PM

At least this time Grandpa ruined a wedding with something other than racial intolerance.

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