We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
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Looks like Ghostface Grammah and Ol' Occasionally Racist Bastard are entering the last of the 36 Chambers.
[via Bro My God]
Her purse is full of hard candies, stolen Sweet N' Low, and ball gags.
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"We would never put you in a home, Nana. What am I doing with this pillow? Nothing. Now just lay back and try to relax."
[via Daily Garlic]