He was so high that he forgot he could just turn around.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
Life is hard. Buying stuff makes life easier. And lucky for us, infomercials are here to tell us exactly what we need to buy to fix our shit lives.
Some say these late night TV staples are nothing more snake oil sales pitches that prey on the stupidity of the majority of our population, others say they are the last true American art form. Either way, I'm just glad there are people out there willing to help me solve the veritable Rubik's cube that is the modern bath towel.
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