Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Watch this dude casually set the world record for beating Super Mario Bros. I was so close, it only took me 27 years.
- NBA teams will soon have ads on their jerseys. McDonald's has to jump all over the branding opportunity that is the Denver McNuggets.
- 70-year-old Grandma loses her mind in car's autopilot mode. It's new technology, but I trust a robot behind the wheel way more than I trust most Grandmas.
- Pop stars' most embarrassing on-stage moments. Remember that time Madonna came out all high on nitrous from the dentist and sang "Material Squirrel"?
- Stay in bed for the entire weekend.