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It Practically Sells Itself

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 11, 2014 at 1:00PM

If you thought crack was an epidemic before…

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This Girl's Goin' Places

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 21, 2014 at 2:00PM

How do you sell 8 billion Girl Scout Cookies? You stand outside of a marijuana dispensary. Duh.

I assume her message to the parents who are hating is: "Aw, your daughter sold 12 boxes? That's cute."

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Nothing Good Can Come Of This

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 5, 2013 at 4:00PM

Ladies, you don't have to tell your man you're pregnant to get him to put a ring on it. You have to stop being a lying, sneaky bitch.

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Suck It, Coldstone

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 8, 2012 at 2:00PM

Yeah, but do you have Mickey Mouse bars?

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The Best Sales Pitch Ever

Posted by: Carly Hallam | November 18, 2011 at 5:00PM

This guy could sell male enhancement pills to Chris Brown.

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