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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 29, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

10 Incredible Infomercial Gifs

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 9, 2015 at 3:00PM

Life is hard. Buying stuff makes life easier. And lucky for us, infomercials are here to tell us exactly what we need to buy to fix our shit lives.

Some say these late night TV staples are nothing more snake oil sales pitches that prey on the stupidity of the majority of our population, others say they are the last true American art form. Either way, I'm just glad there are people out there willing to help me solve the veritable Rubik's cube that is the modern bath towel.

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It Practically Sells Itself

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 11, 2014 at 1:00PM

If you thought crack was an epidemic before…

[via LOL Factory]

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This Girl's Goin' Places

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 21, 2014 at 2:00PM

How do you sell 8 billion Girl Scout Cookies? You stand outside of a marijuana dispensary. Duh.

I assume her message to the parents who are hating is: "Aw, your daughter sold 12 boxes? That's cute."

[via Huffington Post]

Nothing Good Can Come Of This

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 5, 2013 at 4:00PM

Ladies, you don't have to tell your man you're pregnant to get him to put a ring on it. You have to stop being a lying, sneaky bitch.

[via Buffalo]