Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Porn stars pick the Super Bowl. And yes, they really enjoy 'deflated ball' innuendo.
- Bruce Jenner to admit he's turning into woman. Good for him. Now when will Kris Jenner admit she's turning into slutty Liza Minnelli?
- Sell your poop for $13k a year. Turns out you have literally been flushing money down the toilet. Stinky, stinky money.
- Check out these hot redheads. To be honest, it doesn't bother me one bit that they don't have souls.
- Bet on Katy Perry's halftime show cleavage. Sorry, turns out you can't put money on it being wonderful.
- Kidz Bop is "bringing anal back" at the 1:27 mark. Joke's on you, kids. Anal never left.
- Texas woman turns 40, marries herself. Must have been a really fun four hours for the guests trying to pretend this wasn't really sad.
- 9 most embarrassing Super Bowl moments. Don't worry, the time you almost choked on a cocktail wiener and cried afterwards didn't make the cut.