Turns out his secret identity is Joe Francis.
An obvious case of a car self-destructing to stop that god damn singing.
[via Marco Ferro]
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
Everyone needs a sober friend to stop you from making drunken mistakes. My cat Pearl happily knocks my phone off the night stand each evening, so I can’t text ex-girlfriends.
[via Acid Cow]
For when you want everyone on Instagram to think you have a boyfriend… with weirdly grey skin.
[via LOL Hehehe]