That glass better be at least be soundproof.
[via TC Mag]
Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
The difference between leggings and tights is so small, yet so important.
A genie flew up there three years ago and I don't think he has any intention of coming out.
She wears the frowny face ones when she's on her period.
[via The Chive]
Well if you didn't want me to stare, maybe you shouldn't have worn that sheer top, you slut.
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