That glass better be at least be soundproof.
[via TC Mag]
We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
The difference between leggings and tights is so small, yet so important.
A genie flew up there three years ago and I don't think he has any intention of coming out.
She wears the frowny face ones when she's on her period.
[via The Chive]
Well if you didn't want me to stare, maybe you shouldn't have worn that sheer top, you slut.
[via Crazy Shit]