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Her Ass Is Rolling Back Prices

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 19, 2014 at 10:00AM

She wears the frowny face ones when she's on her period.

[via The Chive]

A Little Extra Support

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 27, 2014 at 1:00PM

Well if you didn't want me to stare, maybe you shouldn't have worn that sheer top, you slut.

[via Crazy Shit]





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Here's a Simple, Inexpensive Halloween Costume That Will Definitely Not Result In You Ruining Two iPads

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 31, 2011 at 10:00AM

"I have two brand new iPads I am willing to risk damaging for a Halloween costume.  I am the 1%."

[via BuzzFeed]

This Guy Knows Women

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 14, 2011 at 11:00AM

This is actually brilliant.  How else are women supposed to know you are trying to succeed with them?  This is like a badge that says, I am desperate.

He might not get his pick of the litter.  But if he lowers his standards just a huge amount, he'll score some equally desperate tail.

[via Someecards]

Transparent Laptop Screen

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 7, 2010 at 1:12PM

According to Engadget, Samsung has recently been showing off a laptop with a 14" semi-transparent screen.  Yes, that is a laptop screen that you can basically see through.

If you don't believe it, check out the video above.

So now, you can stalk people online while you stalk people in real life.

Other than that, I don't totally understand the advantage, though I guess more people in the Brooklyn coffee shop you blog from will have an unobstructed view of your hilarious ironic T-shit, you tech-savvy hipster jerk!!

[via Mashable]