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Any Sign Of Him?

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 26, 2015 at 2:00PM

A genie flew up there three years ago and I don't think he has any intention of coming out.

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Her Ass Is Rolling Back Prices

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 19, 2014 at 10:00AM

She wears the frowny face ones when she's on her period.

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A Little Extra Support

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 27, 2014 at 1:00PM

Well if you didn't want me to stare, maybe you shouldn't have worn that sheer top, you slut.

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Here's a Simple, Inexpensive Halloween Costume That Will Definitely Not Result In You Ruining Two iPads

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 31, 2011 at 10:00AM

"I have two brand new iPads I am willing to risk damaging for a Halloween costume.  I am the 1%."

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This Guy Knows Women

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 14, 2011 at 11:00AM

This is actually brilliant.  How else are women supposed to know you are trying to succeed with them?  This is like a badge that says, I am desperate.

He might not get his pick of the litter.  But if he lowers his standards just a huge amount, he'll score some equally desperate tail.

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