Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Meet the man making sex robots for the masses. See? You don't have to be lonely this weekend.
- Valentine cards in line with reality. Where's "Sorry for the HPV"?
- Man blames 10th DUI on beer battered fish. And the cocaine in my system is from a vintage Coca-Cola.
- 20 Valentine's Day crimes committed by lovers. Love makes you do crazy, highly felonious things.
- Grandma nails the final beer pong shot. She's got ice water in her veins, and a daily blood thinner.
- How to get drunk in 60 seconds. I hope the "all-inclusive" part of that resort includes the cost to clean the puke off your hotel bed.
- Girls with tattoos are okay by me.