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10 Shining Examples Of Laziness

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 20, 2016 at 3:00PM

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Every person is unique in his or her own way, or whatever. Mostly I think we're all lazy pieces of crap when left to our own devices. Some of us are better at the art of sloth than others.

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My Time To Shine

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 19, 2016 at 11:00AM

Pull that shit at a Sixers game and they'll sign you to a 3-year deal.

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Basketbowl

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 3, 2016 at 3:00PM

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Just don't touch your face after you dunk, unless you want pink eye.

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Seat Filler

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 1, 2016 at 5:00PM

"Well if his Holiness isn't gonna sit, I'll pop a squat because these dogs are barking."

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Assigned Seating

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 8, 2016 at 3:00PM

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It was really big of you to invite the ex-wife.

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