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    Small Fry
    Small Fry

    Squirrels are well-known for their bushy tails and their emotional eating.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Oh, urine for the ride of your life with this one.

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    Be careful what you wish for. It might be loud and kinda bossy.

Tosh.0 Blog

My Time To Shine

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 19, 2016 at 11:00AM

Pull that shit at a Sixers game and they'll sign you to a 3-year deal.

[via Giphy]

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airball

chance

courtside

dallas

detroit

fan

game

glory

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miss

NBA

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three

From Around the Web

Basketbowl

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 3, 2016 at 3:00PM

ToiletSeatBasketball

Just don't touch your face after you dunk, unless you want pink eye.

[via Wuzzup]

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basketball

bathroom

bootleg

hoop

replace

rim

seat

sports

toilet

Seat Filler

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 1, 2016 at 5:00PM

"Well if his Holiness isn't gonna sit, I'll pop a squat because these dogs are barking."

[via LOL Hehehe]

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boy

casual

catholic

chair

church

empty

francis

kid

pope

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sit

speech

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vatican

Assigned Seating

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 8, 2016 at 3:00PM

ReservedSign

It was really big of you to invite the ex-wife.

[via Izismile]

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clear

clint

cunt

part

reservation

reserved

seat

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time

writing

Hunter Transportation

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 3, 2016 at 2:00PM

dinner

I like a man who brings dinner home for the family.

[via TC Mag]