Our forefathers were straight up nasty.
We appreciate a woman who knows what she wants. And that can make a rhyme that taunts.
October 6th is all about the ladies
Weirdos always hunt in packs.
This highchair is made from 100% organic materials.
[via TC Mag]
A thumbs-up sticker has never been more appropriate and appreciated.
We're gonna need a bigger Uber.
"I can't believe you guys threw a perfectly good dead goldfish in here!"
People really gotta start wearing pants on the subway, period.
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