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Listen Up, Kids

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 10, 2014 at 10:00AM

…So you learn about supply and demand, and never give a BJ for less than twenty.

[via Reddit]

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What Do The Kids Say?

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 5, 2014 at 8:00PM

Hate hate hate hate … hate my life.

Oh yeah, this reminds me of something.

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Blissfully Unaware

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 4, 2014 at 8:00PM

It's not her fault that the balloon guy the school hired only knows how to make elephant dicks.

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Not Even Close

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 28, 2014 at 10:00PM

… That one day, you won't draw me as Hitler or give me a Peyton Manning forehead.

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The Father, The Son, And The Homework Spirit

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 20, 2014 at 11:00AM

Technically speaking, a Catholic school isn't allowed to fail you for this.

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He Must Know The Answer

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 17, 2014 at 9:00PM

Looks like Johnny figured out early on in life that Algebra is complete bullshit.

[via Jerkcules]

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