• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

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For You, Teach

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 26, 2016 at 6:00PM

TeacherBird

You laugh now, but she knows your career potential is head janitor, at best.

[via Ebaum's World]

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Problem Solver

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 14, 2016 at 8:00PM

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As an adult, you can use vodka instead of white out to make your problems disappear.

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Sea Swarm

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 13, 2016 at 11:00AM

It's an amazing experience until you realize they're sizing you up to either eat you or fuck you.

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Party School

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 9, 2016 at 10:00PM

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Nothing wrong with making a few extra bucks in the teacher’s lounge between classes.

[via The Chive]

Hot For Teacher

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 8, 2016 at 10:00AM

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This is entrapment.

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