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Safe House

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 21, 2016 at 5:00PM

SafeHouse

Not to judge a book by its cover, but I think I might have found where all the missing children are.

[via Izismile]

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aliens

death

ghost

grim

house

paint

reaper

safe

scary

spirit

From Around the Web

Bite Light

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 21, 2016 at 2:00PM

teeth

The psychiatrist suggested he try crafting to avoid homicidal thoughts. Did not work.

[via Imgur]

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creepy

cross

decoupage

glue

glued

light

light switch

molar

psycho

scary

teeth

tooth

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: High Dive

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 18, 2016 at 4:00PM

Red Bull Cliff Diving World Series 2016

Wouldn't drinking some laced Kool-Aid be easier?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[Romina Amato/Handout/Getty Images]

The Sum Of All Fears

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 29, 2016 at 1:00PM

PeacockChase

This might have been a bad idea considering she's afraid of birds, bright colors, and breathtaking plumage.

[via Acid Cow]

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bird

color

fear

feather

girl

kid

peacock

run

scared

scary

scream

sprint

Patches PSA

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 23, 2016 at 12:00PM

drugs

That baby may not be able to talk yet, but it clearly would rather have drugs.

[via Radass]

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baby

clown

creepy

cry

crying

drugs

face paint

hugs

hugs not drugs

makeup

scary

Bear With Us

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 17, 2016 at 10:00AM

camp

Might be time to trade the camera in for a sword or something, Dad.

[via Izismile]

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bear

camp

camping

close

eat

outdoors

scary

sleeping bags

tent

wildlife