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I Guess Barney Doesn't Have Eyelids

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 25, 2014 at 12:00PM

Either that or he just took some STRONG mushrooms.

[via The Chive]

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Barney

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Hope Your Sunblock Protects Against Planes

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 16, 2014 at 5:00PM

"Did you guys feel a really strong breeze for a sec? Like an aircraft was landing on your back?"

[via The Daily What]

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beach

close call

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laying out

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A Revolution Is Coming

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 16, 2014 at 3:00PM

Or you just stumbled on what is about to be an epic cat orgy.

[via Oddersite]

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cats

creepy

dark

evil

eyes

plotting

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takeover

Baby Face

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 13, 2014 at 5:00PM

This year's hottest doll is "Sally Come At Me, Bro."

[via Droll Nation]

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aggressive

baby

confrontational

doll

face

scary

toy

try me

Eh, I'll Walk Home

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 21, 2014 at 2:00PM

"It's a 2004, 95,000 miles, definitely not infested with bees. Looking for someone to just get it the fuck off my street."

[via FailBlog]

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bee

bees

car

gross

NOPE

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Vaguely Ominous

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 19, 2014 at 2:00PM

If you were supposed to be the next group on that Malaysian Airlines plane, this is what you saw.

[via Browsa]