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HAPPY HALLOWEEN, NERDS!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 31, 2014 at 10:00AM

Turns out I really dropped the fucking ball last year.* We posted the above video FOUR years in a row and my dumb ass forgot to put it up last year. Although I did give you this, so give me a little credit.

Anyway MY BAD, Y'ALL. Here it is again. Enjoy it. Love it. Embrace it.

*the ball is a pumpkin.

[via YouTube]

Fan Favorites: Halloween Gag Reflexes

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 29, 2014 at 6:00PM

halloween time

I like where your head's at, Mike. Enjoy.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

Pretty Eyeshadow

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 29, 2014 at 11:00AM

I don't think it's okay to go as "half black" for Halloween.

[via The Chive]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Sexy Costume

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 27, 2014 at 4:00PM

Sexy Costume

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty got really gross and moldy because you left him out there for way too long.

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[photo: Anadolu Agency/Contributor/Getty Images]

Who’s Ready To Sh*t Their Pants?

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 18, 2014 at 2:00PM

I’m not even mad if the house this is at is handing out full size candy bars.

[via Reddit]

10 Creepy Animals To Mess Up Your Day

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 17, 2014 at 3:00PM

Heads up guys, there are some weird ass critters out there. Like the adorable little crime against God pictured above, the bunnymousearoo (may not be the scientific name, but look at it, that's exactly what it is). So get ready, because you're about to be educated on Mother Nature's sickest jokes.

Click here to see more bizarre little beasties… Show full post

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