Never been more inspired to have good dental health.
We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
Obviously he’s never pulled up next to my wife wearing that because he still has his sight, and I haven’t had to bail her out of jail.
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What makes Polly Peepers feel so real? The finest genuine eyeballs harvested from unclaimed kids at the mall.
The American Horror Story costume department is just phoning it in at this point.
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The ATM didn't even have the balls to charge her the standard service fee.
This is why you never poop with the lights off, no matter how relaxing it is.
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