He has literally no Spidey Sense.
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From their office to your garage.
She doesn't even know how to snorkle, she's just winging it.
Combining dating and food delivery is just plain efficient.
Even in Season Five our guests knew Donald Trump's voice should make people run.
It’s not considered a real thrill ride unless you come face to face with your own mortality.
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I knew my little Ashley was “unique” when I found all those dead birds buried in the sandbox.
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"I didn't want to be your bridesmaid until I heard the theme was the most romantic of movies, Beetlejuice."
If you're feeling blocked up, our toilet can literally scare the shit out of you.