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    Goth Grub
    Goth Grub

    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

  • #TBT

    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

Tosh.0 Blog

Cuddle Buddy

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 2, 2016 at 5:00PM

SnakePet

Your old pets feel really insecure when they see this pop up on Facebook.

[via Pikabu]

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animals

boa

cuddle

giant

hug

huge

long

nature

pet

python

scary

snake

From Around the Web

Caught In Her Web

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 24, 2016 at 3:00PM

SpiderGirl

When you tell her, "We should see other people," and she swallows you whole.

[via Meta Informa]

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arachnaphobia

arachnid

arms

climb

fence

girl

girlfriend

legs

limbs

long

scary

spider

wtf

Til' Death

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 19, 2016 at 11:00AM

RunDebbie

Not exactly the Say Anything moment most girls hope for…

[via Izismile]

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debbie

hide

in your eyes

john cusack

lawn

mask

run

say anything

scary

sign

skull

Newsworthy Nightmare

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 15, 2016 at 12:00PM

snake

I'd rather come home to a bloody clown wielding a machete.

[via TC Mag]

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bite

eat

hand

plumbing

pull

python

reptile

scary

snake

thai

toilet

woman

Snatch Shelter

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 25, 2016 at 10:00AM

nest

Soon thousands of tiny vaginas will hatch and go forth into the world.

[via AcidCow]

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attic

eggs

house

looks like

nest

scary

thousands

vagina

Santa In A Strange Land

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 12, 2016 at 2:00PM

santa

This is proof that every religion is terrifying.

[via Imgur]

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burka

child

dress

dressed up

islam

kid

santa

scary