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I'll Just Hold It. Forever.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 22, 2014 at 10:00AM

I guess snake is a lot like corn. Comes out the way it goes in.

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Ahhh!!!!!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 15, 2014 at 10:00AM

Can't believe you got a picture with the Wicked Witch of the Midwest.

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Bloody Valentine

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 13, 2014 at 3:00PM

You don't know a man loves you for sure until he's harvesting organs for you.

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"We'll Turn The Lights Off For Ya"

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 13, 2014 at 1:00PM

Forget Priceline, I just snagged a killer deal on getmurdered.com!

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That Happy Glow

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 19, 2014 at 12:00PM

New comic super villain idea … The Cougar. You’re welcome, DC.

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