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Hold This

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | November 10, 2016 at 11:00PM

I hate to say it but, your daughter literally gave you crabs.

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From Around the Web

Here Kitty Kitty

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 31, 2016 at 10:00PM

Whatever you do, don’t let this hairless (maybe pregnant) dominatrix cat be the last thing you see before you go to sleep.

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The Choice Is Yours

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 31, 2016 at 3:00PM

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To be honest, the country would probably be better off in the hands of an inanimate goo-filled gourd.

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Tattoo Of The Week

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 28, 2016 at 5:00PM

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This guy never shuts up about how big Laura Winslow's brain is.

Click here to check out more infamous ink.

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Rachel Callman | October 18, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: