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March Of The Demons

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 16, 2015 at 1:00PM

EvilPenguin

Did you know that penguins mate for life and are actively trying to spawn the antichrist?

[via Joy Reactor]

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Enjoy Pure Terror

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 14, 2015 at 3:00PM

I heard you guys didn't have any horrific nightmares scheduled for tonight, so I went ahead and penciled this in.

[via Fuck Yeah Weird Porn]

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I Always Did Like Bad Boys

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 14, 2015 at 2:00PM

murderer bob

"You can't tell, but right behind me are the bodies of 32 women I've met on this site. None have worked out yet, but I'm betting you could be the one." – Murderer Bob

[via Izismile]

He Does What The Magnets Tell Him

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 12, 2015 at 3:00PM

KillEveryone

Little Damien is already terrifying on a fifth grade level.

[via Catsmob]

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Subtle Sex Toys

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 5, 2015 at 11:00AM

SubtleStrapOn

I've seen SWAT teams break down doors with less.

[via LOL Hehehe]

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