This is why I don't read.
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
Never meet your heroes. Their remorseless eyes will haunt you forever.
[via The Chive]
"But how will I know which house is the serial killer's?"
[via Odd Man]
I've assessed the situation, and there's a 0.3% chance this isn't the last place you ever see.