Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Nature is a real piece of sh*t. Gila Monsters are cold blooded in more ways than one.
- America's first pizza ATM has arrived. And you were worried about the state of our nation.
- Olympic Tinder profiles that go for the gold. Athletes gotta get down, too.
- Here's what happens when you try to steal the hood ornament off a Rolls Royce. Rich people really are untouchable.
- North Korea is trying to increase worker productivity by giving them meth. I mean, if a raise isn't on the table, then yeah sure I'll take some meth.
- This drunk girl got a tattoo of Harry Potter's scar on her head. Hope she knows a spell for erasing regret.
- Mesh dresses are great because you can see right through them.