Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Watch this dinosaur-sized gator stroll across a golf course. This is why I haven't come to see your new house in Florida, Mom and Dad.
- 96-year-old Henry Heimlich saved a choking woman. He forgot his maneuver though, so he just punched her in the gut.
- This boat proposal goes horribly wrong. Not only are they not engaged, he's demanding she pay him $7 grand.
- Facebook might be listening in on your phone calls. Zuckerberg's totally rubbing himself to your Domino's order.
- 5 awesome things that will soon be gone forever. How did Los Angeles not make the list? #MegaQuake
- Hump Day is here and it brought a whole lotta booty.