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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 29, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

Sarah Palin Knows History

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 3, 2011 at 4:00PM

"…and then he, uh, took those bells and sank the Japanese ship in, um, Pearl Bay. And then he jumped inside a big wooden horse and hid there until, uh, nightfall when he rang the bell to set all the, um, slaves free."

Class dismissed.

[via Videogum]

Tracy Jordan, I Mean Morgan, Settles An Argument

Posted by: Carly Hallam | January 28, 2011 at 3:00PM

Dear TNT,

Don't ask Tracy Morgan ANYTHING live on-air. Especially if the question regards women or sex or, worst of all, sex with famous women.

Sincerely,

Fans of 30 Rock who know that show is basically a documentary

[via BWE]

Palin Daughters Defend Mom's Show… on Facebook

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 17, 2010 at 12:00PM

TMZ reports that the Palin daughters jumped to action to defend their mom's new show Sarah Palin's Alaska after reading some harsh criticism

…posted on Facebook

…by some dude they used to go to school with

…named "Tre."

Bristol, I know you're not the sharpest knife in the Palin drawer.  You've proved that.  Repeatedly.  And you're terribly uncharismatic.  And are riding your mom's popularity on Dancing with the Stars just like in real life.  Wait, I've gone off course…

The point: Bristol, you might not be bright, but you're an adult, and a mom, and a national spokeswoman for teen abstinence (despite having been a teen mother), and now — because of Dancing with the Stars — a national celebrity.

I hate to break it to you, honey, but at some point, you're going to have to let comments made by "Tre" …on Facebook… go.

God forbid she ever discovers what people are saying about her on EVERY OTHER SITE ON THE INTERNET.  She'd have to block out hours each day just to leave response comments!

But not to be outdone by her sister, this was Willow's take on the matter…

Yikes.  That won't look good on a resume.

Apparently, in Sarah Palin's Alaska taking time to properly raise your 16-year-old daughter is optional if you have a self-aggrandizing television show deal.

This can only end well for America.

Levi Johnston: 'I Don't Believe In Abstinence'

Posted by: Carly Hallam | September 29, 2010 at 5:00PM

To promote his run for mayor of Wasilla, Levi Johnston appeared on The Last Word where Lawrence O'Donnell asked him the same questions Katie Couric asked Sarah Palin way back when.

My favorite part of the interview came when O'Donnell asked Levi his stance on the morning-after pill: "That's a girl's decision. Same with abstinence. I don't believe in abstinence. I feel like if you're having unprotected sex, you get the girl pregnant, you should have the baby."

Ah, yes. The ol' abortion/abstinence mix up. I do the same thing with the words condoms and condiments. Turns out you can only get one of them in the McDonald's drive-thru.

(Condoms.)

[via Mediaite]