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Hey Kids

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 23, 2014 at 4:00PM

Just a friendly reminder from your Uncle Josh. Don’t try and catch Santa putting gifts under the tree because it’s terrifying. Absolutely terrifying.

[via Caro Ramsey]

Ho Ho Ho

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 10, 2014 at 8:00PM

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It’s a fun and creative way to cover up her raging case of herpes.

[via Reddit]

Tatted Claus

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 9, 2014 at 8:00PM

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Hey kids, remember to leave jolly old Saint Nick a shot of whiskey and pack of Marlboro reds by the tree on Christmas Eve.

[via Izismile]

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Christmas Just Got Weird

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 19, 2014 at 10:00PM

This seems like the perfect time to tell your kids that Santa doesn’t exist.

[via The Chive]

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Santas Eat Free On Sundays

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 26, 2014 at 3:00PM

I'm not super familiar with Catholicism, but this is the Last Supper, right?

[via Acid Cow]

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