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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Little Santa

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 22, 2014 at 4:00PM

Little Santa

I don't need anything with doll arms coming down my chimney. Noooo thank you.

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[photo: Filippo Monteforte/Staff/Getty Images]

The North (Stripper) Pole

Posted by: Rachel Callman | December 22, 2014 at 1:00PM

Looks like his bells are too smushed to jingle.

Check out his other video that won Viewer Video of the Week.

[via YouTube]

10 Strange Santas

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 19, 2014 at 3:00PM

Marilyn

Christmas is almost here! Now let's not pretend the idea of a fat old man sneaking into your home and giving you presents based on what he's watched you do all year isn't super creepy. But as it turns out, Santa can be WAY weirder. Or, as above, sexier if that's what you're into.

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Santa Smackdown

Posted by: Rachel Callman | December 19, 2014 at 10:00AM

santasmackdown

If you've never seen Santa in his full luchador costume, you are really missing out.

[via Izismile]

News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 18, 2014 at 1:00PM

SantaGunsNews

This picture brings to mind one question; how has a movie about 5 guys in Santa suits robbing a bank not been made yet?

[via HuffPo Weird]