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Bama Claus

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 21, 2016 at 2:00PM

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All it takes to get on the “nice list” nowadays is letting Santa eat a jello shot off your boobs.

[via Izismile]

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Christmas In July

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 7, 2016 at 10:00PM

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Of all Santa’s magical powers, I think not dying of a heat stroke here might be his most impressive.

[via The Chive]

Santa In A Strange Land

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 12, 2016 at 2:00PM

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This is proof that every religion is terrifying.

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Worst. Christmas. Ever.

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 3, 2016 at 1:00PM

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The mall Santa is totally getting kicked in the dick next year.

[via Rad Ass]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Better Watch Out

Posted by: Rachel Callman | December 25, 2015 at 12:00PM

Republican Presidential candidate Sen. Ted Cruz

"Don't worry, nobody believes in me either!"

We received a lot of pretty bad comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

But we had to pick a winner, so we picked the caption above from a comment left by Chris Miller.

Don't like it? Step it up next time. See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

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