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What Santa Does The Rest Of The Year

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 6, 2014 at 11:00AM

How the hell else did you think he stayed 75 years young for all eternity?

[via Acid Cow]

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Last Minute Gift Idea

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 20, 2013 at 10:00PM

Would make a perfect opening act before your community's Christmas play.

[via Reddit]

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This Party Just Got Awkward

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 20, 2013 at 8:00PM

It's now tradition to end every holiday office party with an old fashioned game of "pin the flaccid fleece penis on Tom."

[via Imgur]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 18, 2013 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[video via Videogum]

Santa Loves: Children, Toys, The NRA

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 16, 2013 at 12:00PM

Look, he travels around the WHOLE world. Even the bad parts. Gotta be ready for anything.

[via LiveLeak]

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