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Mix That Hi-C With Some Dom Perignon

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 18, 2014 at 2:00PM

Aw, Big Sean packed Ariana her lunch today!

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Happy Ending

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 15, 2014 at 10:00PM

A man noticed the baby sleeping in his sandwich while he was scraping off the onions he specifically told the server he did not want.

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I Feel Like A Kid Again

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 22, 2014 at 10:00AM

The toy is a Hot Wheels car, obviously.

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Happy Birthday!

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 15, 2014 at 1:00PM

It's my party and I'll drunkenly scarf down a toilet sandwich if I want to.

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Sexy And Sweet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 20, 2014 at 10:00AM

I don't want anything with crust near my private parts either.

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