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I Feel Like A Kid Again

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 22, 2014 at 10:00AM

The toy is a Hot Wheels car, obviously.

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Happy Birthday!

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 15, 2014 at 1:00PM

It's my party and I'll drunkenly scarf down a toilet sandwich if I want to.

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Sexy And Sweet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 20, 2014 at 10:00AM

I don't want anything with crust near my private parts either.

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 15, 2014 at 1:00PM

We'd save ourselves a lot of time and aggravation if we just sent everyone who orders pizza at Subway directly to prison.

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Now That's My Kinda Bloody Mary

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 25, 2014 at 10:00AM

"And then I'll do the mozzarella sticks to start, and a philly cheesesteak, please."

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