If you want to look tough, maybe give up the pastels and headbands.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
We're gonna need a bigger bed.
Raise your voices - and your budget if the house has irresistible walk-in closets.
I’m just impressed he used the right version of their.
What? She couldn’t just let her sandwich get soggy.
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“It is if you do it right.” – The McRib
The Atkins Diet has turned this entire nation into animals.
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