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Making Porn Looks Fun

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 22, 2014 at 2:00PM

If you can crush a burger three feet away, you've been in this business too long.

[via UberHumor]

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My Sub My Way

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 17, 2014 at 10:00PM

The all new Sweet Semen Steak & Cheese is October’s Sub of the Month.

[via Joanne Casey]

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Mix That Hi-C With Some Dom Perignon

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 18, 2014 at 2:00PM

Aw, Big Sean packed Ariana her lunch today!

[via Izismile]

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Happy Ending

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 15, 2014 at 10:00PM

A man noticed the baby sleeping in his sandwich while he was scraping off the onions he specifically told the server he did not want.

[via Imgur]

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I Feel Like A Kid Again

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 22, 2014 at 10:00AM

The toy is a Hot Wheels car, obviously.

[via No Way Girl]