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The Struggle Is Real

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 13, 2014 at 4:00PM

How 'bout you sell the $2,000 computer you forgot to crop out of the photo and buy yourself a nice meal.

[via No Way Girl]

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Can I Get A Table Dance?

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 4, 2014 at 8:00PM

I just assume this how Drake eats all of his meals.

[via Reddit]

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Making Porn Looks Fun

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 22, 2014 at 2:00PM

If you can crush a burger three feet away, you've been in this business too long.

[via UberHumor]

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My Sub My Way

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 17, 2014 at 10:00PM

The all new Sweet Semen Steak & Cheese is October’s Sub of the Month.

[via Joanne Casey]

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Mix That Hi-C With Some Dom Perignon

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 18, 2014 at 2:00PM

Aw, Big Sean packed Ariana her lunch today!

[via Izismile]

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