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Formal Attire

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 19, 2016 at 11:00AM

WeddingWear

If it was good enough to wear to his father's funeral, it's good enough for your wedding.

[via Oddman]

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attire

background

bathing suit

beach

bride

formal

groom

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sand

speedo

stroll

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walk

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No Tan Lines

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 17, 2016 at 8:00PM

sandy

I’d recommend all of the lube if you end up getting lucky with Sandy.

[via The Chive]

Scorching Sands

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 20, 2016 at 1:00PM

I know lizards can't talk but I still like to think it was saying, "Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck ow fuck fuck fuck…"

[via YouTube]

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animals

desert

fast

hot

lizard

nature

run

sand

saudi arabia

shade

sun

temperature

Offensive Beach Day

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 5, 2016 at 2:00PM

sand

Given that the vagina is just sand crumbles, I'm going to guess you've never seen one.

[via TC Mag]

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beach

cock

couple

fun

jerk off

masturbate

penis

people

sand

sand castle

vagina

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 20, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

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