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Post Christmas Sales Are The Best

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 30, 2013 at 2:00PM

Shopping Tip: There is a "Mother Fuckin' Sale" two doors down and everything is 60% off.

[via Reddit]

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christmas

holidays

retail

sale

sales

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store

wtf

Everything Must Go!

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 27, 2013 at 5:00PM

That's disgusting. Like I'm really gonna buy some guy's used Russian hat?

[via Acid Cow]

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cheap

dildo

discount

estate

garage sale

gloves

hat

sale

used

wallets

watches

Get It While It's Fresh

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 16, 2013 at 1:00PM

I usually preferĀ Indian boy ass juice/meat. But what the hey, I'll give it a whirl!

[via Izismile]

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asian

boy

cock

grocery store

juice

meat

sale

weird

young

My Life Is Over, Please Buy My Coffee Table

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 6, 2013 at 4:00PM

Don't worry, all the money's going to his baby mama.

[via The Chive]

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coke

flyer

garage

jail

sale

sign

yard

In Fact, He's Pitching A Tent Right Now!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 11, 2013 at 4:00PM

"It's not the size of the sign, it's how you use it."

[via Izismile]

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dude

guy

pitch

sale

sexy

sign

tent

Did You Get Your June Gloom Tickets Yet?!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 16, 2013 at 4:00PM

Tickets are still available for Daniel's June Gloom tour, and it is going to be ABSOLUTELY AMAZING. Get all the info here.